"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha Any you guys with one-itis tried this ?

Karat

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You have on itis so bad and your stuck in the lbf zone forever... heres the challenge.. you are not aloud to jerk off intill you **** your girl you have oneitis with, you aint even aloud to **** any other woman intill u've ****ed her! :D

:p This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Triple X

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This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
No it wont. It will bring out astronomical-size testicles.
 

coolguy676767

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Originally posted by Karat
This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
No, It will bring out Big Frankies D1ck in the cell next to you, after you are awaiting a court date on rape charges.
 

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Re: Re: haha Any you guys with one-itis tried this ?

Originally posted by Triple X
No it wont. It will bring out astronomical-size testicles.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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And a nice desperation, among other things mentioned above :) And not only a desperation for her love, like before, but also a desperation for her puss, and that will make it even harder. Well, if you love challenges...
 

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Originally posted by Karat
You have on itis so bad and your stuck in the lbf zone forever... heres the challenge.. you are not aloud to jerk off intill you **** your girl you have oneitis with, you aint even aloud to **** any other woman intill u've ****ed her! :D

:p This will bring out the real man in you Afcs !!
I've actually tried this recently. I think more than anything it makes you more AFC. It makes you want to grovel, beg and wax poetically for her puss. It might work in some situations I duno.
 

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Don't do this, instead maybe find another girl? I dunno, its not like there aren't 3 billion other ones out there, one's bound to like you enough to get your **** wet.
 

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I think a better idea would be to not allow yourself to hit on her until you've gone out with 3 other chicks, or gotten 5 numbers, etc.
 

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So you make her the center of your world sexually? I can't see that helping much.

If you want to get over oneitis then ring the girl up/meet the girl. Act like a complete AFC, she'll hate you, you'll hate her - problem solved. The relationship would have been bad anyway, and you will have overhyped how good the sex woudl be with her also.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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