"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SeymourCake

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At a massage parlor.

Just how bad is paying for sex?

I lost my virginity though. Didn't expect it to be someone like her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Chamber36

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It's good that you lost your virginity, just don't get into the habit of doing stuff like that.

I'm glad I lost my virginity the for free. I have visited more prostitutes than got fvck closes for free, which I'm not very proud of. I've got a male model for a roommate right now who says he's fvcked over 30 women, at age 21, and never actually visited a prostitute. I commend him for that.

The thing is, if you keep fvcking prostitutes you will be telling yourself that you can't get laid the classical way. I seem to be having the problem atm that if I don't get a F-close while clubbing I have an urge to fvck a prostitute. I don't want to be like that.

It's the same urge that I used to have when I thought I couldn't sleep without smoking weed. I just wanna get my fvck-fix and am willing to do stuff like pay outrages sums just for that. It's ridiculous.

I would try and get laid without prostitutes. Imho it's all about finding a place where the odds are in your favor (good slut/guy ratio), hunting your ass off and making things happen, creating your own opportunities.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OP. I'm assuming you're not gay.
"Masseur" is the masculine form of "masseuse". Lol.
 

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you paid to have sex with an indentured servant, good job bro
 

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Good deal for sure. Look, even Charlie Sheen pays for sex, but at a different level. Now try to get some freebies from hookers overseas ; )
 

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We all pay in one form or another.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SeymourCake said:
At a massage parlor.

Just how bad is paying for sex?

I lost my virginity though. Didn't expect it to be someone like her.
Real talk Seymour what you did isn't that condemnable. Prostitution has always been prevalent in various cultures and societies. I'm not sure how old you are but you probably have been feeling to lose your virginity for what felt like forever. Our society (I'm speaking for American society) has this weird dichotomy of overly-sexualized media, high birthrate, high divorce as well as condemning political and religious demonizing of sexuality. It's creating a confused powderkeg of lust and insecurity within our generation. I could go on and on.

Basically the pressure to have sex was much less extreme when I was a teen over a decade ago than it is now. Not saying you are kid, but I'm sure I'm much older than you. If the pressure was too overwhelming to lose your virginity and you had a hundred bucks who gives a ****e!?

Now your virginity is out of the way, whoo hoo buddy. You don't want to make it a crutch and start equating payday to getting laid. Start studying the DJ Bible and start meeting some non-sex workers.

Actually with some of the girls I've been on dates with paying a hundred for "special ending" massage doesn't sound so bad. :D Kidding kidding!
 

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BlackEricNorthman said:
Start studying the DJ Bible and start meeting some non-sex workers.
I've read the DJ Bible multiple times, but it doesn't work for me. :-/

I'm 22 by the way.
 

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I misread the title I thought it said "I had sex with a Korean dionosaur".
 

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Yeah, I'm firmly in the camp of thinking that bangin prosty hoes is the way to go if you're temporarily finding it difficult to acquire sex through other channels.

B1tches can smell desperation, and you need to do everything you can do to keep yourself in the mind-frame of being a "sexual" guy.

Also, paying chicks cash for sex also helps guys to lose respect for women, which in this day and age I think is a good thing. When you start to realise that ALL women are wh0res, and that the women who look down on prostitutes are even worse than prostitutes, because at least prostitutes are open and honest about what the real situation is, then you start to walk around life with your eyes open, and you start to get the confidence you need to enchant every and all women under your spell of charisma.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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my first inclination would be to say... kind of gross because she has had sex with so many guys..

then i thought a little more and realized.. not much different than the girls i've banged that were not hookers. :D
 

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Greasy Pig said:
OP. I'm assuming you're not gay.
"Masseur" is the masculine form of "masseuse". Lol.
My thoughts exactly :crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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