"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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At a massage parlor.

Just how bad is paying for sex?

I lost my virginity though. Didn't expect it to be someone like her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's good that you lost your virginity, just don't get into the habit of doing stuff like that.

I'm glad I lost my virginity the for free. I have visited more prostitutes than got fvck closes for free, which I'm not very proud of. I've got a male model for a roommate right now who says he's fvcked over 30 women, at age 21, and never actually visited a prostitute. I commend him for that.

The thing is, if you keep fvcking prostitutes you will be telling yourself that you can't get laid the classical way. I seem to be having the problem atm that if I don't get a F-close while clubbing I have an urge to fvck a prostitute. I don't want to be like that.

It's the same urge that I used to have when I thought I couldn't sleep without smoking weed. I just wanna get my fvck-fix and am willing to do stuff like pay outrages sums just for that. It's ridiculous.

I would try and get laid without prostitutes. Imho it's all about finding a place where the odds are in your favor (good slut/guy ratio), hunting your ass off and making things happen, creating your own opportunities.
 

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OP. I'm assuming you're not gay.
"Masseur" is the masculine form of "masseuse". Lol.
 

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you paid to have sex with an indentured servant, good job bro
 

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Good deal for sure. Look, even Charlie Sheen pays for sex, but at a different level. Now try to get some freebies from hookers overseas ; )
 

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We all pay in one form or another.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SeymourCake said:
At a massage parlor.

Just how bad is paying for sex?

I lost my virginity though. Didn't expect it to be someone like her.
Real talk Seymour what you did isn't that condemnable. Prostitution has always been prevalent in various cultures and societies. I'm not sure how old you are but you probably have been feeling to lose your virginity for what felt like forever. Our society (I'm speaking for American society) has this weird dichotomy of overly-sexualized media, high birthrate, high divorce as well as condemning political and religious demonizing of sexuality. It's creating a confused powderkeg of lust and insecurity within our generation. I could go on and on.

Basically the pressure to have sex was much less extreme when I was a teen over a decade ago than it is now. Not saying you are kid, but I'm sure I'm much older than you. If the pressure was too overwhelming to lose your virginity and you had a hundred bucks who gives a ****e!?

Now your virginity is out of the way, whoo hoo buddy. You don't want to make it a crutch and start equating payday to getting laid. Start studying the DJ Bible and start meeting some non-sex workers.

Actually with some of the girls I've been on dates with paying a hundred for "special ending" massage doesn't sound so bad. :D Kidding kidding!
 

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BlackEricNorthman said:
Start studying the DJ Bible and start meeting some non-sex workers.
I've read the DJ Bible multiple times, but it doesn't work for me. :-/

I'm 22 by the way.
 

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I misread the title I thought it said "I had sex with a Korean dionosaur".
 

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Yeah, I'm firmly in the camp of thinking that bangin prosty hoes is the way to go if you're temporarily finding it difficult to acquire sex through other channels.

B1tches can smell desperation, and you need to do everything you can do to keep yourself in the mind-frame of being a "sexual" guy.

Also, paying chicks cash for sex also helps guys to lose respect for women, which in this day and age I think is a good thing. When you start to realise that ALL women are wh0res, and that the women who look down on prostitutes are even worse than prostitutes, because at least prostitutes are open and honest about what the real situation is, then you start to walk around life with your eyes open, and you start to get the confidence you need to enchant every and all women under your spell of charisma.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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my first inclination would be to say... kind of gross because she has had sex with so many guys..

then i thought a little more and realized.. not much different than the girls i've banged that were not hookers. :D
 

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Greasy Pig said:
OP. I'm assuming you're not gay.
"Masseur" is the masculine form of "masseuse". Lol.
My thoughts exactly :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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