"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yesterday i had sex for the first time. my gf was a virgin too.

i used a condom but i didnt put it right (i didnt fully put it backwards so a part went upwards). i used a trojan. also i put water and it wasnt broke. i didnt cu.m .

she finished her period 4 days ago.

because it was our first time we are scared, she bleed and she says it hurts. also we are very scared she can get pregnant.

im going to give her the next pill day, so we wont be afraid for a month until she gets her period.

im hoping she wont get pregnant.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is why you put a condom on a few times before you have sex for the first time, so when the time comes, you don't look like a dumbass and put it on like the 40-year-old virgin.

Also, why would you put water on a condom? That's the stupiest chit I ever heard. Get KY Jelly if you know what it even is.
 
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mexican_player2 said:
i filled it with water after we finished to see if it had any holes you fool.
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lol? Anyway you could just put a little water in too see if you really had to do it. The chance of her getting pregnant are around zero, using the plan b morning after thing if you're that paranoid. Just don't be so foolish next time, k?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally Posted by mexican_player2
i filled it with water after we finished to see if it had any holes you fool.


ROFFLECAKES :crazy:
 
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mexican_player2 said:
yesterday i had sex for the first time. my gf was a virgin too.

i used a condom but i didnt put it right (i didnt fully put it backwards so a part went upwards). i used a trojan. also i put water and it wasnt broke. i didnt cu.m .

she finished her period 4 days ago.

because it was our first time we are scared, she bleed and she says it hurts. also we are very scared she can get pregnant.

im going to give her the next pill day, so we wont be afraid for a month until she gets her period.

im hoping she wont get pregnant.
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Well you didn't ***... and there's like 1.8% sperm in precum, so it's highly unlikely that you made her pregnant. If you did, then get yourself an abortion ASAP or run.

Every girl says it hurts the first time, since they have something called a HYMAN that blocks the opening. During virgin sex that usually breaks and causes bleeding and pain. So unless you skipped foreplay and went straight into hardcore banging it's normal for it to hurt a little.
 
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