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yesterday i had sex for the first time. my gf was a virgin too.

i used a condom but i didnt put it right (i didnt fully put it backwards so a part went upwards). i used a trojan. also i put water and it wasnt broke. i didnt cu.m .

she finished her period 4 days ago.

because it was our first time we are scared, she bleed and she says it hurts. also we are very scared she can get pregnant.

im going to give her the next pill day, so we wont be afraid for a month until she gets her period.

im hoping she wont get pregnant.
 

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This is why you put a condom on a few times before you have sex for the first time, so when the time comes, you don't look like a dumbass and put it on like the 40-year-old virgin.

Also, why would you put water on a condom? That's the stupiest chit I ever heard. Get KY Jelly if you know what it even is.
 
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mexican_player2 said:
i filled it with water after we finished to see if it had any holes you fool.
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lol? Anyway you could just put a little water in too see if you really had to do it. The chance of her getting pregnant are around zero, using the plan b morning after thing if you're that paranoid. Just don't be so foolish next time, k?
 

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Originally Posted by mexican_player2
i filled it with water after we finished to see if it had any holes you fool.


ROFFLECAKES :crazy:
 
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mexican_player2 said:
yesterday i had sex for the first time. my gf was a virgin too.

i used a condom but i didnt put it right (i didnt fully put it backwards so a part went upwards). i used a trojan. also i put water and it wasnt broke. i didnt cu.m .

she finished her period 4 days ago.

because it was our first time we are scared, she bleed and she says it hurts. also we are very scared she can get pregnant.

im going to give her the next pill day, so we wont be afraid for a month until she gets her period.

im hoping she wont get pregnant.
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Well you didn't ***... and there's like 1.8% sperm in precum, so it's highly unlikely that you made her pregnant. If you did, then get yourself an abortion ASAP or run.

Every girl says it hurts the first time, since they have something called a HYMAN that blocks the opening. During virgin sex that usually breaks and causes bleeding and pain. So unless you skipped foreplay and went straight into hardcore banging it's normal for it to hurt a little.
 
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