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One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hacked Hoes: Revelation

David Zappa

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The main sluts in this hacked email are 'The ***** of Babylon' and 'SLUT#1'. You'll be able to see how girls toss men aside in a jiffy and play them along and laugh at shy men!

Read this post from the bottom to the top. Note the dates of the emails.

29/01/2012
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***** of Babylon
To SLUT#1 SLUT#1
HEYYY

Omg weekly emails are so intense! haha UK day was AMAZING! so my new intern? yeah they have a client called guvera (a music sharing website) that had its own skate ramp stage with like tony hawk and **** and they gave my intern company free Big Day Out tickets! so i got one and i took Emma and it was amazzzeeeballs! saw like hiltop hoods, kanye, odd future, girl talk, nero... haha i wasnt keen to do drugs.. cos i thought i might have to go with work peeps (but didnt) but when we were there i literally walked past 11 sniffer dogs.. would have sketched out so bad.. so i was like YAY finally a festival ill remember! well that didnt happen.. emma and i snuck in massive flasks each with half a litre of vodka.... yeah dont remember like anything from the night time haha.. Tom was there as well and we met up.. but i was so maggot haha.. and he wasnt replying to my messages (cos of the ****ty festival reception) and i got so mad at him.. which was kinda awks haha.. then after BDO i went back to toms and he was heaps keen to do stuff.. but i havent had a wax in god knows how long and i dunno i just didnt want to.. and then in the morning we were cuddling heaps and he was trying to do stuff again.. but yeah.. hairy vag naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haha... so yeah.. then that night he went out and sent me some cute drunk messages which was cute haha.. but yeah will probs see him this week.. and im going to get a wax TODAY! haha But yeah hes a really nice guy.. and hanging with him is so chilla which is good! but yeah im still getting to know him.. but its nice =)

Oh wow that's nice! Boston would have been amazing! could you tell the difference in their accents? HAHA love drawing on people who pass out! Haha yeah ive herd when americans go out their like really sexual.. like they do the year 7 pius dance full grinding ****.. $2.50 drinks! WHAT THE **** hahaha.. i thought ranch was cheap man! no wonder the Americans love the ranch.. cheapest place in London haha..

My second date with Tom (before BDO) was really nice.. he picked me up and we went to the movies.. and then we went to some like 24hr caffe in neutral bay and he dropped me home and gave me a little kiss haha saaaaa cute!

So last night was Cass from supre (now glue) it was her 19th.. and all the girls were going but i was like ahhh nick haha.. anyyyyways so when i arrived i saw him literally like run away.. haha i was like what the **** bro? then for like the first 2 hours he'd like avoid me soooo hard.. and he even came and said hi to one of the girls i was sitting at a table with and i was looking at him.. to like say hi if he looked at me.. but he didnt.. and he like ran away haha.. then after 3 hours at Cass' I was walking past him and he yells at me ***** of Babylon what have u been doing (like so fast) i had to make him repeat it haha.. and it was kinda awks (cos i wasnt really drinking - didnt want a repeat of last year - and was still kinda bluegrgh from BDO)... anyways.. he kept coming up to me for little bits.. but nothing like major... but then i was in the kitchen just downing some water and i could see him staring at me (AHH caught him staring at me SO mucch) and he came into the kitchen and was like DONT DRINK WATER ILL MAKE U A DRINK! - dragged me into his bedroom (where there was like 345 bottles of vodka) and made me some strong drink which i refused to drink haha so i made my own.. anyways we were sitting on this like bench thing in his room and he was being so honest hes like sorry i never say hi to you.. im just so shy.. and then time went by and it was too awkward to talk to you.. so i just didnt.. but i really wanted to.. but im just a *****.. hahaha.. and then anyways.. we ended up hooking up.. HAHA then the supre girls and cass' mum come in like WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS - apparently the girls were like wheres jusitne and cass' mum was like I BET SHES WITH MY SON! -> TOO NICKS ROOM! haha... so yeah after that Kat (from supre) and i were like yeah lets leave (it was like 1.30am) and nick stopped me oUCLite and was like please stay over i really want to have sex with you - but hairy vagina rules again so i said no. but he got my number and was texting me on my way home being like - let me know when youre ready and i was like bro ive been ready for a year hahaha.. so funny how things turn out..

AHHHH so enough about me! what classes are you taking? what other news do you have? what are the people like? who are you clicking with? who are you not so keen on? any boys? are you and lachy still together? staying together for the whole time? and your anniversary is soon hey! have you done any shopping? what are the shops like? whats your new dorm like? haha thank **** you moved!

LOVE YOU HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAZING TIME!


26/01/2012
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SLUT#1 SLUT#1
To ***** of Babylon
Hey girly! everything is good.. how are you? happy UK day :) or if it passed.. how was it, whatcha do?

YOU AT TOMMMM <3 this is SO. CUTE. whats he likeeee? what do you guys talk about and stuff? how many times have you hung out with him since? NAYYSWAYWYFWWWW :) :) tell me more about him... is he a good kisser? have you gone further? do you talk often? is he creepy like every other guy? is he funny? does he have the same sense of humor?

boston was amazeballs.. it's such a gorgeous city. i thought it'd be like some small american town which was nothing special, but it's actually so beautiful.. they film movies here - have you seen whats your number? it was filmed here.. downside was that it was snowing hte entire time we were here and i didn't have proper shoes on and i was walking in freezing puddles inside my shoes the entire time, couldn't feel ma feet by the end... friday and sat night we hung with some americans, the guy that had us over invited friends and yea just got drunk :) second night we played beer pong, and played circle of death. drew on this guy when he passed out.. put a makeup moUCLache on him so good ha ha

um since then.. BLWBSJVgggg been so boored.. uni started two days ago. classes are just like in London ... not too different. the thing about bieng here is there is NOTHING to do.. all I do is hang out with the international people, different ones every couple of horus and it's hardcore chilla time... i think most people smoke weed and stuff... been offered it so many times..except none of the intrnationals are keen so we aren't doing it. been drinking most nights in a room with the international people haha... went out to a house party last night.. first thing: walk in is people playing beer pong, drinking from red cups, grinding on eachother, listning to rnb and punching billies.. lol. then we went to the local pub, ya know tuesday night... ROWDY AS! people on seats dancing, people practically having sex and humping on the dance floor.. it was so bizaree.. but fun, lots and lots of fun :) $2.50 drinks!!!

i miss you guys sooo much. always wish i was hanging with you girls instead. maybe next time i email i'll go into more detail about everything, right now its all in such limbo and only literally starting classes and meeting people... skype soon?

love you xxxx


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From: ***** of Babylon
To: SLUT#[email protected]
Subject: beb
Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:34:30 +0000
HERROW

How is everything? and Boston? tell me ALL! haha

I'll fill you in on London.. so um Tuesday went to the movies with Tom.. it was actually really nice.. we went to dinner (sushi) and then we saw Sherlock Holmes at the movies.. it was really cute.. he paid for everything and was just really sweet.. so awks at the end though when he dropped me home.. cos I never make the first move on dates and stuff.. and I think he was like heaps hesitant.. so we didnt kiss or anything.. but yeah overall really nice little date haha..

Then wednesday night emma kat and i hit up the ranch.. literally like 11 people there.... like worst ive ever seen it haha.. but we all just got really drunk and it was actually fun in the end!
then thursday and friday i worked and then friday night kat, emma, nina, adam, me and tom all went out to Jacksons on George haha.. and Tom and I hooked up which was lovely haha..

Then saturday did more driving with my grandma (shes giving me lessons on her manual car) and so ill deffs have my license by the time you get back if we keep it up like this! (so sad haha)... then saturday night kat, nina, bindy, adam and i went to one of kat and ninas friends 21st.. .who lives literally accross the road from nina haha.. it was a really nice 21st had like a photobooth and it was supplied! WIN! haha Bindy did half a pill and went back to some guys house haha.. off da hook bruh.. haha and Nina was like ***** of Babylon this guy wants to meet you.. turns out his name was kyle.. as in lachlans friend ha... talked **** to him for a bit.. he was like "used to be just like lachy.. now its like lachy and Andia.. and SLUT#1**** man shes so sick" haha.. and yeah now its sunday.. and tonight im seeing Tom.. think were just gonna go to the movies again.. still early days so dont feel like getting heaps adventurous with the activities haha.. so yeaahhhh thats whats been happening with me =)

hope youre having so much funnnnnn! tell me EVERYYYYYYYTHING
 

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David Zappa

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***** of Babylon
To SLUT#1 SLUT#1

Heyy!
How are you! Hope all is well!

Haha yeah BDO tickets were awesome! tbh my chemical romance was probably the best haha awkward.. only because i ended up getting SO drunk and like barely remember seeing kanye or nero... :/ which actually ****ing sucks.. haha.. so it was like stereo... just a bit of a fail... the intern is good though.. but i dunno.. my job is to find content for this website.. but its like for kids who skate and go to hot damn and ****.. and im like yeahhhhhhhhhhh... at first i could find stuff.. but this week i havnt been able to find anything.. like everything i find theyre like nah.... i dno.. **** hot damn kids are gay.. **** rock music in the ******* bro.. its just so ****ing ****.. -end rant haha

Haha yeah ive herd the American club/pub scene is just so different to UK.. i think yeah its just like they dont grow out of the pius dance phase haha

Haha yeah Nick so tragic... He's like massively shy! which explains a lot haha.. nah havent seen him yet.. we only hooked up like 3 days ago.. yeah he was like "yeah like last year i really wanted to talk to you and hang out with you but i didnt want a relationship and didnt want things to get awkward... and im only 23 and i dont want a relationship so like.. if your cool with that..."... i was like bro? i do not want a relationship with you.. all wed done was hook up.. he was even more commitment scared than i am haha :/ but yeah.. he was messaging me after i left being like "when are you ready to hang out"... "lets hang out!" then messaged me monday morning and like all through monday trying ot get me to hang out with him... but i know its like.. just sex.. but when it comes to him thats all i wanted in the first place so i dunno...

Yeah tbh i do feel kinda guilty cos Tom is just so nice and sweet.. and i dunno.. but like its so different.. like sleeping with someone who dont give a **** about (nick) versus someone who you actually like (tom) so i dont know.. Tom and i are hanging out friday night - not sure what were gonna do.. but i have a free house for the next week haha but i dont know.. like i really like him and dont want sex to like ruin it.. or i dont want to sleep with him and then we stop talking or i dunno!!!! i just dont know if im ready to sleep with tom.. is that gay? i dont know ahhhhhhhh haha tell me what to do!

gay that the subjects are repeats.. but at least they will be easier then to get through.. less like stress.. more you get to enjoy the experience and shiz..

HAHA at this lauren chick? tha ****? id be like **** TINY TEDDIES GIVE ME PEANUT BUTTER CUPS (which im assuming are everywhere because its america?) haha... ahh thats good! everyone sounds lovely! and a nice diverse group of people is always good so you dont get like stuck in a rutt of always doing the same stuff and what not! so the group sounds good! =)

FAKKKK cancun would be amazing! haha yeah i never really had schoolies either! so i totes feel ya! haha and mexico had a friend come back from there she was like "yeah all they do is offer you coke and pills like where ever you go - so the whole time i was just so off my head.. still like coming down" i was like woah **** hahah appaz drugs are just EVERYWHERE and just SO cheap.. so yeah hectic!

AHHH jelly! they opened a topshop in melbourne.. MELBOURNE??? **** that haha.. but yeah i saw your photos from times square FAK and the red steps where alicia keys filmed empire state of mind with jay z - dope bro!

haha please tell me youve herd from your gary friend? haha.. must just be on a gnarly bender bro!

I seriously have like no news... since i emailed u on sunday.. just been interning and working at supre.. so nothing exciting..
next week is the free house and probs wont do anything tbh.. probs have tom over or somehting.. but yeah i dno.. could always have nick over and just **** him to get the last year out of my system haha.. (that sounds bad - but the context of this kid and how much id go on and on about him... needs to be done).. but yeah... i dunno! life is so confusing! tell me what to do! haha :(

anyways LOVE YOU hope all is well! fill me in on you!!!
xxxx


30/01/2012
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hiiiii :) i miss your face!

so cool that you got free big day out tickets!! i want to intern for these guys too! who was your favorite act? was kanye west good? NERO!? so jelly! BAHAHAHA about the hairy vag! so many lols... seriously backing ya decision bro. yeah the boston accent is pretty cool...so mafia! hahahah yeah so pius dance!! the guys just grab your hand to dance without asking and humping ya from the back without permission... it's such a difference to us UKns doing our fist pumping and gabbering, it's all serious and slutastic here.

so wierd you mingled again with nick AFTER ONE YEAR! like your anniversary since mucking around.. so funnys that he's shy! and he admitted it! have you gone to the gym with him since? and did he honestly say he just wanted to have sex with you?! SO UPFRONT... do you feel guilty cause of tom or not really cause it's nothing official?

so my classes are advertising strategy (done back home), consumer behavior (also a repeat).. and then i choose to random business subjects, organizational behaviour and international business. it's really different to UCL.. there are no lectures, only classes. and everyone here is so intellectual and smart when they give answers. sort of intimidating.

the people here are mainly internationals that we hang out with... so with our group there's like 5 UKns - two boys from UCL ... one's josh he's like a quiet nerdy guy, one's sam he's a loud surfy guy... neither i'm that close too. then there's me and nicola (ma roomie), and this girl lauren who's from perth who you'll see in alot of my photos with nicola.... she's so UKn she keeps talking about how she misses Vegemite, coddies cordial and takes her tiny teddies everywhere.. i'm like really? reaaaaly? didn't even remember half those things existed... she's a true blue though. then there's like this kiwi guy andrew... he's one of those smart n good looking guys that is just perfect at everything in life... then there's our irisih friend breed... she's like really talkative, tells stories all the time, and she's so smart... she says irisih things like 'fook' and 'potatoe potatow' and 'piddledee potatoes' its pretty funny. except she's so smart that me and nicola have been googling 'how to sound smart' around her cause she literally makes you feel so stupid always shaking her head at us.... we've started saying words in french so she has no idea whats going on, thus we sound smart! there's also a group of 5 british people.. they all sound like eliza doolittle... literally! they are all cool cats.. eeeeerm.. there's a polish girl, and this italian girl sara who is SO GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL. all the boys are fighting over her... then there are these 2 Argentinian girls who finish each others sentences, like they are attached at the hip.. cutest little things ever. so with people i'm keen on pretty much everyone but the ones i feel most comfortable around are nicola and lauren. but everyone here is awesome. yeah staying with lachlan the entire time i'm here which im happy about doing...... i know i'm going back and forth between this but i think staying with him at least while im here is respectful to him and no desire to get with anyone anyways.

right now everyone is meeting up to arrange spring break...we decided to go to either cancun or florida wgufbv;lks/vndf excited since i never had schoolies!

my new room is sooo much better.. except no one else in our suite talks to me and nicola! they are nerds who knit and stuff so we have to get them out of their shell

BLAAAHHH long email.. what else... went to new york on the weekend! its sooooo cool bro... times square is like the ****ing future, lights and billboards everywhere. we saw the building that carrie nearly got married in for sex and the city.. it's so pritty. also spent like 2 hours in topshop going mental.. saw the statue of liberty which wasn't that exciting, it's like really small... we had one our friends gary in a street show and the black people were making him bend over to jump over him, spanking his bum and ****.. funniest thing ever then they jumped over him.... then we all got gary drunk last night when we played circle of death (card drinking game) and apparently no one has seen/heard/been able to contact him since and it's been a day... hahah :|

what are you doing for the free house??!???

i miss you soooooo much FUUUUUUUARKK

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Are they Aussie girls?
We've all seen it a million times. Wh0re wants to fvck the bad boy while dating the nice guy and making him wait.
Fvcking ridiculous.
 
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