David Zappa
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The main sluts in this hacked email are 'The ***** of Babylon' and 'SLUT#1'. You'll be able to see how girls toss men aside in a jiffy and play them along and laugh at shy men!
Read this post from the bottom to the top. Note the dates of the emails.
29/01/2012
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***** of Babylon
To SLUT#1 SLUT#1
HEYYY
Omg weekly emails are so intense! haha UK day was AMAZING! so my new intern? yeah they have a client called guvera (a music sharing website) that had its own skate ramp stage with like tony hawk and **** and they gave my intern company free Big Day Out tickets! so i got one and i took Emma and it was amazzzeeeballs! saw like hiltop hoods, kanye, odd future, girl talk, nero... haha i wasnt keen to do drugs.. cos i thought i might have to go with work peeps (but didnt) but when we were there i literally walked past 11 sniffer dogs.. would have sketched out so bad.. so i was like YAY finally a festival ill remember! well that didnt happen.. emma and i snuck in massive flasks each with half a litre of vodka.... yeah dont remember like anything from the night time haha.. Tom was there as well and we met up.. but i was so maggot haha.. and he wasnt replying to my messages (cos of the ****ty festival reception) and i got so mad at him.. which was kinda awks haha.. then after BDO i went back to toms and he was heaps keen to do stuff.. but i havent had a wax in god knows how long and i dunno i just didnt want to.. and then in the morning we were cuddling heaps and he was trying to do stuff again.. but yeah.. hairy vag naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haha... so yeah.. then that night he went out and sent me some cute drunk messages which was cute haha.. but yeah will probs see him this week.. and im going to get a wax TODAY! haha But yeah hes a really nice guy.. and hanging with him is so chilla which is good! but yeah im still getting to know him.. but its nice =)
Oh wow that's nice! Boston would have been amazing! could you tell the difference in their accents? HAHA love drawing on people who pass out! Haha yeah ive herd when americans go out their like really sexual.. like they do the year 7 pius dance full grinding ****.. $2.50 drinks! WHAT THE **** hahaha.. i thought ranch was cheap man! no wonder the Americans love the ranch.. cheapest place in London haha..
My second date with Tom (before BDO) was really nice.. he picked me up and we went to the movies.. and then we went to some like 24hr caffe in neutral bay and he dropped me home and gave me a little kiss haha saaaaa cute!
So last night was Cass from supre (now glue) it was her 19th.. and all the girls were going but i was like ahhh nick haha.. anyyyyways so when i arrived i saw him literally like run away.. haha i was like what the **** bro? then for like the first 2 hours he'd like avoid me soooo hard.. and he even came and said hi to one of the girls i was sitting at a table with and i was looking at him.. to like say hi if he looked at me.. but he didnt.. and he like ran away haha.. then after 3 hours at Cass' I was walking past him and he yells at me ***** of Babylon what have u been doing (like so fast) i had to make him repeat it haha.. and it was kinda awks (cos i wasnt really drinking - didnt want a repeat of last year - and was still kinda bluegrgh from BDO)... anyways.. he kept coming up to me for little bits.. but nothing like major... but then i was in the kitchen just downing some water and i could see him staring at me (AHH caught him staring at me SO mucch) and he came into the kitchen and was like DONT DRINK WATER ILL MAKE U A DRINK! - dragged me into his bedroom (where there was like 345 bottles of vodka) and made me some strong drink which i refused to drink haha so i made my own.. anyways we were sitting on this like bench thing in his room and he was being so honest hes like sorry i never say hi to you.. im just so shy.. and then time went by and it was too awkward to talk to you.. so i just didnt.. but i really wanted to.. but im just a *****.. hahaha.. and then anyways.. we ended up hooking up.. HAHA then the supre girls and cass' mum come in like WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS - apparently the girls were like wheres jusitne and cass' mum was like I BET SHES WITH MY SON! -> TOO NICKS ROOM! haha... so yeah after that Kat (from supre) and i were like yeah lets leave (it was like 1.30am) and nick stopped me oUCLite and was like please stay over i really want to have sex with you - but hairy vagina rules again so i said no. but he got my number and was texting me on my way home being like - let me know when youre ready and i was like bro ive been ready for a year hahaha.. so funny how things turn out..
AHHHH so enough about me! what classes are you taking? what other news do you have? what are the people like? who are you clicking with? who are you not so keen on? any boys? are you and lachy still together? staying together for the whole time? and your anniversary is soon hey! have you done any shopping? what are the shops like? whats your new dorm like? haha thank **** you moved!
LOVE YOU HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAZING TIME!
26/01/2012
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SLUT#1 SLUT#1
To ***** of Babylon
Hey girly! everything is good.. how are you? happy UK day
or if it passed.. how was it, whatcha do?
YOU AT TOMMMM <3 this is SO. CUTE. whats he likeeee? what do you guys talk about and stuff? how many times have you hung out with him since? NAYYSWAYWYFWWWW tell me more about him... is he a good kisser? have you gone further? do you talk often? is he creepy like every other guy? is he funny? does he have the same sense of humor?
boston was amazeballs.. it's such a gorgeous city. i thought it'd be like some small american town which was nothing special, but it's actually so beautiful.. they film movies here - have you seen whats your number? it was filmed here.. downside was that it was snowing hte entire time we were here and i didn't have proper shoes on and i was walking in freezing puddles inside my shoes the entire time, couldn't feel ma feet by the end... friday and sat night we hung with some americans, the guy that had us over invited friends and yea just got drunk second night we played beer pong, and played circle of death. drew on this guy when he passed out.. put a makeup moUCLache on him so good ha ha
um since then.. BLWBSJVgggg been so boored.. uni started two days ago. classes are just like in London ... not too different. the thing about bieng here is there is NOTHING to do.. all I do is hang out with the international people, different ones every couple of horus and it's hardcore chilla time... i think most people smoke weed and stuff... been offered it so many times..except none of the intrnationals are keen so we aren't doing it. been drinking most nights in a room with the international people haha... went out to a house party last night.. first thing: walk in is people playing beer pong, drinking from red cups, grinding on eachother, listning to rnb and punching billies.. lol. then we went to the local pub, ya know tuesday night... ROWDY AS! people on seats dancing, people practically having sex and humping on the dance floor.. it was so bizaree.. but fun, lots and lots of fun $2.50 drinks!!!
i miss you guys sooo much. always wish i was hanging with you girls instead. maybe next time i email i'll go into more detail about everything, right now its all in such limbo and only literally starting classes and meeting people... skype soon?
love you xxxx
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From: ***** of Babylon
To: SLUT#[email protected]
Subject: beb
Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:34:30 +0000
HERROW
How is everything? and Boston? tell me ALL! haha
I'll fill you in on London.. so um Tuesday went to the movies with Tom.. it was actually really nice.. we went to dinner (sushi) and then we saw Sherlock Holmes at the movies.. it was really cute.. he paid for everything and was just really sweet.. so awks at the end though when he dropped me home.. cos I never make the first move on dates and stuff.. and I think he was like heaps hesitant.. so we didnt kiss or anything.. but yeah overall really nice little date haha..
Then wednesday night emma kat and i hit up the ranch.. literally like 11 people there.... like worst ive ever seen it haha.. but we all just got really drunk and it was actually fun in the end!
then thursday and friday i worked and then friday night kat, emma, nina, adam, me and tom all went out to Jacksons on George haha.. and Tom and I hooked up which was lovely haha..
Then saturday did more driving with my grandma (shes giving me lessons on her manual car) and so ill deffs have my license by the time you get back if we keep it up like this! (so sad haha)... then saturday night kat, nina, bindy, adam and i went to one of kat and ninas friends 21st.. .who lives literally accross the road from nina haha.. it was a really nice 21st had like a photobooth and it was supplied! WIN! haha Bindy did half a pill and went back to some guys house haha.. off da hook bruh.. haha and Nina was like ***** of Babylon this guy wants to meet you.. turns out his name was kyle.. as in lachlans friend ha... talked **** to him for a bit.. he was like "used to be just like lachy.. now its like lachy and Andia.. and SLUT#1**** man shes so sick" haha.. and yeah now its sunday.. and tonight im seeing Tom.. think were just gonna go to the movies again.. still early days so dont feel like getting heaps adventurous with the activities haha.. so yeaahhhh thats whats been happening with me =)
hope youre having so much funnnnnn! tell me EVERYYYYYYYTHING
Read this post from the bottom to the top. Note the dates of the emails.
29/01/2012
Reply ▼
***** of Babylon
To SLUT#1 SLUT#1
HEYYY
Omg weekly emails are so intense! haha UK day was AMAZING! so my new intern? yeah they have a client called guvera (a music sharing website) that had its own skate ramp stage with like tony hawk and **** and they gave my intern company free Big Day Out tickets! so i got one and i took Emma and it was amazzzeeeballs! saw like hiltop hoods, kanye, odd future, girl talk, nero... haha i wasnt keen to do drugs.. cos i thought i might have to go with work peeps (but didnt) but when we were there i literally walked past 11 sniffer dogs.. would have sketched out so bad.. so i was like YAY finally a festival ill remember! well that didnt happen.. emma and i snuck in massive flasks each with half a litre of vodka.... yeah dont remember like anything from the night time haha.. Tom was there as well and we met up.. but i was so maggot haha.. and he wasnt replying to my messages (cos of the ****ty festival reception) and i got so mad at him.. which was kinda awks haha.. then after BDO i went back to toms and he was heaps keen to do stuff.. but i havent had a wax in god knows how long and i dunno i just didnt want to.. and then in the morning we were cuddling heaps and he was trying to do stuff again.. but yeah.. hairy vag naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haha... so yeah.. then that night he went out and sent me some cute drunk messages which was cute haha.. but yeah will probs see him this week.. and im going to get a wax TODAY! haha But yeah hes a really nice guy.. and hanging with him is so chilla which is good! but yeah im still getting to know him.. but its nice =)
Oh wow that's nice! Boston would have been amazing! could you tell the difference in their accents? HAHA love drawing on people who pass out! Haha yeah ive herd when americans go out their like really sexual.. like they do the year 7 pius dance full grinding ****.. $2.50 drinks! WHAT THE **** hahaha.. i thought ranch was cheap man! no wonder the Americans love the ranch.. cheapest place in London haha..
My second date with Tom (before BDO) was really nice.. he picked me up and we went to the movies.. and then we went to some like 24hr caffe in neutral bay and he dropped me home and gave me a little kiss haha saaaaa cute!
So last night was Cass from supre (now glue) it was her 19th.. and all the girls were going but i was like ahhh nick haha.. anyyyyways so when i arrived i saw him literally like run away.. haha i was like what the **** bro? then for like the first 2 hours he'd like avoid me soooo hard.. and he even came and said hi to one of the girls i was sitting at a table with and i was looking at him.. to like say hi if he looked at me.. but he didnt.. and he like ran away haha.. then after 3 hours at Cass' I was walking past him and he yells at me ***** of Babylon what have u been doing (like so fast) i had to make him repeat it haha.. and it was kinda awks (cos i wasnt really drinking - didnt want a repeat of last year - and was still kinda bluegrgh from BDO)... anyways.. he kept coming up to me for little bits.. but nothing like major... but then i was in the kitchen just downing some water and i could see him staring at me (AHH caught him staring at me SO mucch) and he came into the kitchen and was like DONT DRINK WATER ILL MAKE U A DRINK! - dragged me into his bedroom (where there was like 345 bottles of vodka) and made me some strong drink which i refused to drink haha so i made my own.. anyways we were sitting on this like bench thing in his room and he was being so honest hes like sorry i never say hi to you.. im just so shy.. and then time went by and it was too awkward to talk to you.. so i just didnt.. but i really wanted to.. but im just a *****.. hahaha.. and then anyways.. we ended up hooking up.. HAHA then the supre girls and cass' mum come in like WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS - apparently the girls were like wheres jusitne and cass' mum was like I BET SHES WITH MY SON! -> TOO NICKS ROOM! haha... so yeah after that Kat (from supre) and i were like yeah lets leave (it was like 1.30am) and nick stopped me oUCLite and was like please stay over i really want to have sex with you - but hairy vagina rules again so i said no. but he got my number and was texting me on my way home being like - let me know when youre ready and i was like bro ive been ready for a year hahaha.. so funny how things turn out..
AHHHH so enough about me! what classes are you taking? what other news do you have? what are the people like? who are you clicking with? who are you not so keen on? any boys? are you and lachy still together? staying together for the whole time? and your anniversary is soon hey! have you done any shopping? what are the shops like? whats your new dorm like? haha thank **** you moved!
LOVE YOU HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAZING TIME!
26/01/2012
Reply ▼
SLUT#1 SLUT#1
To ***** of Babylon
Hey girly! everything is good.. how are you? happy UK day
or if it passed.. how was it, whatcha do? YOU AT TOMMMM <3 this is SO. CUTE. whats he likeeee? what do you guys talk about and stuff? how many times have you hung out with him since? NAYYSWAYWYFWWWW
tell me more about him... is he a good kisser? have you gone further? do you talk often? is he creepy like every other guy? is he funny? does he have the same sense of humor? boston was amazeballs.. it's such a gorgeous city. i thought it'd be like some small american town which was nothing special, but it's actually so beautiful.. they film movies here - have you seen whats your number? it was filmed here.. downside was that it was snowing hte entire time we were here and i didn't have proper shoes on and i was walking in freezing puddles inside my shoes the entire time, couldn't feel ma feet by the end... friday and sat night we hung with some americans, the guy that had us over invited friends and yea just got drunk
second night we played beer pong, and played circle of death. drew on this guy when he passed out.. put a makeup moUCLache on him so good ha haum since then.. BLWBSJVgggg been so boored.. uni started two days ago. classes are just like in London ... not too different. the thing about bieng here is there is NOTHING to do.. all I do is hang out with the international people, different ones every couple of horus and it's hardcore chilla time... i think most people smoke weed and stuff... been offered it so many times..except none of the intrnationals are keen so we aren't doing it. been drinking most nights in a room with the international people haha... went out to a house party last night.. first thing: walk in is people playing beer pong, drinking from red cups, grinding on eachother, listning to rnb and punching billies.. lol. then we went to the local pub, ya know tuesday night... ROWDY AS! people on seats dancing, people practically having sex and humping on the dance floor.. it was so bizaree.. but fun, lots and lots of fun
$2.50 drinks!!!i miss you guys sooo much. always wish i was hanging with you girls instead. maybe next time i email i'll go into more detail about everything, right now its all in such limbo and only literally starting classes and meeting people... skype soon?
love you xxxx
________________________________________
From: ***** of Babylon
To: SLUT#[email protected]
Subject: beb
Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:34:30 +0000
HERROW
How is everything? and Boston? tell me ALL! haha
I'll fill you in on London.. so um Tuesday went to the movies with Tom.. it was actually really nice.. we went to dinner (sushi) and then we saw Sherlock Holmes at the movies.. it was really cute.. he paid for everything and was just really sweet.. so awks at the end though when he dropped me home.. cos I never make the first move on dates and stuff.. and I think he was like heaps hesitant.. so we didnt kiss or anything.. but yeah overall really nice little date haha..
Then wednesday night emma kat and i hit up the ranch.. literally like 11 people there.... like worst ive ever seen it haha.. but we all just got really drunk and it was actually fun in the end!
then thursday and friday i worked and then friday night kat, emma, nina, adam, me and tom all went out to Jacksons on George haha.. and Tom and I hooked up which was lovely haha..
Then saturday did more driving with my grandma (shes giving me lessons on her manual car) and so ill deffs have my license by the time you get back if we keep it up like this! (so sad haha)... then saturday night kat, nina, bindy, adam and i went to one of kat and ninas friends 21st.. .who lives literally accross the road from nina haha.. it was a really nice 21st had like a photobooth and it was supplied! WIN! haha Bindy did half a pill and went back to some guys house haha.. off da hook bruh.. haha and Nina was like ***** of Babylon this guy wants to meet you.. turns out his name was kyle.. as in lachlans friend ha... talked **** to him for a bit.. he was like "used to be just like lachy.. now its like lachy and Andia.. and SLUT#1**** man shes so sick" haha.. and yeah now its sunday.. and tonight im seeing Tom.. think were just gonna go to the movies again.. still early days so dont feel like getting heaps adventurous with the activities haha.. so yeaahhhh thats whats been happening with me =)
hope youre having so much funnnnnn! tell me EVERYYYYYYYTHING
