"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HA she lied for 9 months talk about crazy

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Well this young lady ive been enjoying has had put me in a real bad situation. My Expereineced19 Yr Old GF that worked in beaumont realy turned out to be a 16 and in school. Everyone finds out and her mom wants to have a sit down talk to get to know me obvuously b/c of my age.

I kept good body language and eyeconact with the mom. Body language is key Everyhting went great they were fun to be around so i think.


But can u blieve that she not telling me she was 16 for about 9 months 2 months dataing!

Enjoy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ha ha, i really hope it's not illigal where ever your from, because if it is and you piss eather of them off, you could easyly end up in jail:D :crackup:
 

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Damn some people in here can't spell.

"Illegal" "dating" "believe" "experience" "either" "obviously"

"easily"

I could pass as a 16 year old but I am actually 22, it's a good thing I guess lol.
 

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Follow Up:met her mom in some nice abercrombie jeans an shirt. made a great impression and her mom is kinda wierd about it but now im accepted. why cant girls the young ones just learn trruth is always best.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
ha ha, i really hope it's not illigal where ever your from, because if it is and you piss eather of them off, you could easyly end up in jail:D :crackup:

Oooooo ya my legal freedom is in her mom hands and if f break her precisioud cargo this coul very be used against me
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ever just sat back and looked at the situtation, and think that maybe, just maybe, I mean, I don't know if this is a far fetched idea, but maybe, if a girl lies to you for 9 months about her age, that maybe YOU need to to look at the situation inestad of her mom?
 

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Originally posted by blueangel83
Damn some people in here can't spell.

"Illegal" "dating" "believe" "experience" "either" "obviously"

"easily"
you should see me on a bad day:D
 
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