"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ha, i wanna slap myself

Crazy Asian

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well there were single-person bathrooms, and the men's one was occupied.
so this chick was going to go into the girls bathroom, and i needed a place to change. so i said " mind if i join ya in there?" in a jokingly maner. i thought she'd just get a laugh outta it. but she said yes and she said it seriously. Then i just froze and blah blah. Well, i know it's breaking the law to go into chick's bathrooms, but i still think it was a chance to at least makeout with her or something...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think that falls under "creepy".
 

SaucyBoy

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If you're gettin laid it's not creepy.

This is a bit dangerous. This girl might like a bit of danger with sex. If it was a sexual invite.
 

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Yes, as in yes I mind. It's anything but an invite. First she said no, then she said you're a nerd.


It's undrstood why she said no, why did she said the other thing? Drunk?


Not a bad thing at all. Big lesson. Be courteous to women, that means doors, and bathrooms, lol.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Dude did you go in or what?

Heh one time I was in the girls bathroom because the men's had been occuppied for like 10 minutes, so I was like fvck it! and went in, and when I got out there was a whole line of girls... and we were both like WTF!

But at least I came out in style :p
 

rsaini

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
Dude did you go in or what?

Heh one time I was in the girls bathroom because the men's had been occuppied for like 10 minutes, so I was like fvck it! and went in, and when I got out there was a whole line of girls... and we were both like WTF!

But at least I came out in style :p
nice lol:yes:
 

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yeh she was definietly saying yes i DO mind. but you shouldn't give a shyt about that uptight b**** a fun girl would have a better response even if she was "creeped out"
 

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OOOHHHH WOW!
i just realized i wrote my post COMPLETELY wrong!
when i asked her if she minded, she said "no" as in an invite. haha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Snow Plowman

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This sh!t is pathetic, talk about pusvy being thrown your way and you bitvh up. It sounds like he didn't go in there. I'm assuming you've never heard of bathroom pulling. (Famous place for pulling chicks in the mall)

If you was that scared you should've just kissed her then and there. If you were kissing then you damn well know you was atleast getting a HANDJOB if you went in there.
 
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