NotaGoatLover
Don Juan
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I don't wanna fight........ I gotta raise my GPA
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bullsh*t, have you ever done it? It pisses the f*ck out of people like that. Don't talk about things you don't know son.Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
Vincent, there is no ****ing way him saying "ok" is going to piss this other guy off. He needs to get up in his face and humiliate him in front of the entire class by making him back down.
It all depends. If you're an already popular kid, you could probably just laugh it off.Originally posted by Vincent
Bullsh*t, have you ever done it? It pisses the f*ck out of people like that. Don't talk about things you don't know son.
Don't be an idiot, he won't back down, people never do. The only thing to do is make him look like a loser, this shows that you're a better man.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Dirty, dirty...I don't live in Alabama you knowOriginally posted by Disconnect
(CableLight)
Kid: "But dad, I don't want to mow the lawn..."
Me: "Oh yeah?" <unbuckles belt> ...
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You just proved my point.Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
Sorry Vincent, I'm not going to fall for your flame baiting.