Craig Reeves
Master Don Juan
There's not any rules saying that females can't post here.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Guys...i Need Your Help!!!
- Thread starter CuT3L1LB1onD3
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
StudMeister
Don Juan
Exactly, just let them post. Some of these girls might be actually brighter then most of their writings so far ... Good Luck, Chicks rule ... When on their back.
CuT3L1LB1onD3
Don Juan
hey thanks guys, i just wanted some help from a guy on what to do... i'll get off if enough of you guys want me to leave
Don't take it personally. The opinion of a woman tends to threaten a lot of guys here. Which probably stems from the same reason they can't get laid and are here in the first place. Have fun, post as much as you'd like. Therre are a lot of guys here that appreciate it. I am one of them. Have fun.
CuT3L1LB1onD3
Don Juan
hey thanks, i haven't been on in a while, but thanks blitz... that's the kinda guys i like! jk lol but you seem really cool, don't you have a g/f?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Mmmmm, this is supposed to be a board primarily for straight guys. The addition of one or two girls won't ruin that. Remember everyone, this board is built on free speach. You come here and you ask for advice on a sensitive area of your life- the whole of it.
Girl, welcome to the board, I can't belive no one else has said this, but read the bible if you are going to post. I'm giving you the straight truth, you will get ridiculed if you give any advice that you think is a good idea now. Sammo is right to an extent- Most guys are here because they thought the way to a girl's heart is gifts, poems and devotion from the 1st date.
Disagree? Who's the one fancying a 19 yr old kiddie fiddler?
Heh heh, no offence, just make sure you know what we're about here, if you don't like it then you should leave. Hopefully you'll understand, and come up with some great posts.
P.S. I'd also like to express my continuing dissapointment with the moderators for blocking the homosexual guy a while back but allowing girls. I have a few gay friends, and you either just allow straight guys or you allow everybody. Its not like we have girls and gays threatening to sieze control of the board! Ah well, this one never did get explained to me.
Girl, welcome to the board, I can't belive no one else has said this, but read the bible if you are going to post. I'm giving you the straight truth, you will get ridiculed if you give any advice that you think is a good idea now. Sammo is right to an extent- Most guys are here because they thought the way to a girl's heart is gifts, poems and devotion from the 1st date.
Disagree? Who's the one fancying a 19 yr old kiddie fiddler?
Heh heh, no offence, just make sure you know what we're about here, if you don't like it then you should leave. Hopefully you'll understand, and come up with some great posts.
P.S. I'd also like to express my continuing dissapointment with the moderators for blocking the homosexual guy a while back but allowing girls. I have a few gay friends, and you either just allow straight guys or you allow everybody. Its not like we have girls and gays threatening to sieze control of the board! Ah well, this one never did get explained to me.
RaMar
Senior Don Juan
you may think that age doesn't matter but it really really does. 15 and 19 is a really bad combination...not to mention really illigal. Do you really think that he is going to want to wait around 3 years so you guys can have sex? I don't think so. Pass this loser up.
CuT3L1LB1onD3
Don Juan
thanks
hey i didn't read the last 2 posts, sorry. I know, you guys are right so thanks for the support and the the advice!!
dont worry im reading the bible right now lol
hey i didn't read the last 2 posts, sorry. I know, you guys are right so thanks for the support and the the advice!!
dont worry im reading the bible right now lol
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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Are you trying to become a man? Not a very attractive quality, if you ask me.