"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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guys.. er I just lost my virginity

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yes, an occasion to celebrate by popping the champagne bottle and fireworks. I am 22 yrs old Asian guy who been in this forum for 3 years complaining about lot of bullshyt, but today, I lost my virginity. To be honest with you guys, I never acted anything differently or felt anything differently. I worked again serving tables, walking through the day of my life slightly pissed off and disappointed at myself for my lack of woman. Then I come back home and my friends and she is chilling out. Again to be very honest, I don't even know what the hell that I did that made her decide "ok, I am fvcking this guy." She just seemed very into me to begin with, so I guess it is true whoever said "if a girl wants to fvck you, she will make things easy for you".

It first started out in my room. we escalate quick and clothes come off and she is sucking my c0ck. I don't know guys but it didn't get up. She sucked and sucked but it wouldn't get hard. Also, *******s are overrated (at least from what I had). I didn't feel as good as jerking off with my hand. Anyways, we move scenery to the pool and we get in the pool, make out, she sucks the ****, and we fvck. Losing my v-card in a pool, her blowing me under water, and no condoms used, I might be too lucky I don't know what tomorrow is going to hit me. Funny though, I didn't come. She kept trying to make me come (b/c I made her come like 4 times according to her) but I just couldn't. Maybe due to last night's jerk off maybe? Everything ended well and it seems like I left her wanting more (prob b/c she couldn't make me come).

Well, I always thought that sex was super great and awesome, but I kinda know what my brother meant when he said "once you had sex, you will feel 'this is it?'" But I can't complain. I am glad to not be a virgin.

If yal want more details, I will post some more but i gota hit the sack. I am tired as hell right now. Cheers mates. Never could've done it without you guys.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A chick that can hold her breath and give a BJ under water?

Marry her.
 
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Bro!!! i think what it is you are too accustomed to your hand instead of a woman's touch.. plus jerking off the night before also is a factor. Overtime your body will adjust to a woman's touch instead of your hand.. I hope this makes sense..??? and then it will feel good..

Good luck.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Heh, so you didn't have to do anything but be there?

Congrats.

And that my friends is why it's called getting lucky.
 

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^ I knew that was coming lol
 

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lol I knew someone was going to come up with that song. thanks everyone, and thanks to all the don juans that have payed ample amount of attention to me when was down. thank you guys. sure feels great
 

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Moneyisking:

The first time you have sex, almost universally from what I've experienced to what everyone else I've ever hung out with has also said, is not like hollywood makes it out to be.

The reason you couldn't get hard was because you were uncomfortable with the situation. As a virgin, it was new for you. It was something that gave you anxiety before. And still does. Your body, for all it knows, feels like it's in danger - and danger is dead LAST on the list of times you will get boners.

Same reason you didn't come.

The reason that you can get hard whackin' off is because you're comfortable and safe in that setting.

Solution: have more sex. You'll get used to it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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moneyisking said:
lol I knew someone was going to come up with that song. thanks everyone, and thanks to all the don juans that have payed ample amount of attention to me when was down. thank you guys. sure feels great
Dude did you do anything to have sex with her or did she just throw herself at you?
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
Speak for yourself, bro.

I get danger boners all the time.
Not everyone has a monster dong and magnum condoms, Mantis... haha.
 

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@maxtro: I consider myself pretty cool guy even though I didn't have sex... oh wait, can't say that anymore. Even before I lost v-tag I was cool guy. I just had hard time and kept all inside, but I didn't have problems with being normal, so so cool dude. That's what I did that night. I never expected anything to happen, but I started drinking, and initiated small kinos, then talked little dirty (not too much) and bullshytted her around that got her laughing. then plus the fact that I am a bike rider and tight body (according to what she said), and also the fact that she told me that her boyfriend is a pvssy, I guess all added up for my favors. I mean, I don't expect this little experience to make me a womanizer or anything, but sure does make a whole lot of difference. But yeah, she did kinda was more forward after I did everything correct.
@loveshogun: bro I personally thank you for trying to help me out while I was depressed to point of suicide; plus you being a asian player makes things more hopeful for me too. I kinda agree with your point. I didn't feel too nervous or anything, but maybe my penis was lol who knows. You are right though, i juts need to fvck more and beat my meat less.
@gspshields2: it was a white girl.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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