"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Guy walks his gf around on a leash, literally!

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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omg that is hot.
if only the girl was hotter.
omg....
 
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"The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family..."

In other words, they live on welfare in public housing.

Just goes to show, you can be a complete loser, and some girl who is not bad looking will let you walk her around on a leash, if she thinks you're a prize.
 
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ChrizZ said:
A true Don Juan.

The perfect example of a man that is dominant.

If more guys were like that guy we wouldn't have this forum.
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LOL!!

The girl is a HB0 and would you really want a girl like that? Honestly? No self esteem what so ever. Set your standards higher.

That looks like CONTROLLING and needy more than dominant.

Your post still made me laugh, because I'm pretty sure you're serious.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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stand said:
LOL!!

The girl is a HB0 and would you really want a girl like that? Honestly? No self esteem what so ever. Set your standards higher.

That looks like CONTROLLING and needy more than dominant.

Your post still made me laugh, because I'm pretty sure you're serious.
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These are not the vaginas you fvck.

These are the vaginas you have to pimp.
 
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saw this on the bbc site yesterday...
i don't know if he s a true don juan but i thought this was really funny

and some of the responses to this thread are priceless... keep them coming guys!
 
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This has absolutely nothing to do with being a DJ or being a loser. Look at their clothes, they are into goth. They are doing it for an act. I guarantee this is down once in a blue moon and he lets her go free when necessary.

However I just might have to try this sometime, I know I can convince one of my FB's to let me tie her up on a leash. However I'll take it to extreme and never let her be unleashed, I'm going to have to bring a women with me to take her to the washroom as I don't think I can convince any of my FB's to go to the men's room.

Give me about a month and I should have a FR.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i wonder if he feeds her through a doggy bowl. that would be cool.
 
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And this forum continues its fall from grace.


Why the **** do you guys think this is cool? I think it's disgusting, but hey, that's just "non-pimp" me. guess what? you can still pull plenty ass without walking girls around on leashes. would any of you pre-pubuscent, acne-ridden, hormone-crazy, horny retards walk your mothers around on leashes?


goddamn it, what happened to the times when this forum was all about improving yourself?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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