"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guy walks his gf around on a leash, literally!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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omg that is hot.
if only the girl was hotter.
omg....
 
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"The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family..."

In other words, they live on welfare in public housing.

Just goes to show, you can be a complete loser, and some girl who is not bad looking will let you walk her around on a leash, if she thinks you're a prize.
 
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ChrizZ said:
A true Don Juan.

The perfect example of a man that is dominant.

If more guys were like that guy we wouldn't have this forum.
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LOL!!

The girl is a HB0 and would you really want a girl like that? Honestly? No self esteem what so ever. Set your standards higher.

That looks like CONTROLLING and needy more than dominant.

Your post still made me laugh, because I'm pretty sure you're serious.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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stand said:
LOL!!

The girl is a HB0 and would you really want a girl like that? Honestly? No self esteem what so ever. Set your standards higher.

That looks like CONTROLLING and needy more than dominant.

Your post still made me laugh, because I'm pretty sure you're serious.
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These are not the vaginas you fvck.

These are the vaginas you have to pimp.
 
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saw this on the bbc site yesterday...
i don't know if he s a true don juan but i thought this was really funny

and some of the responses to this thread are priceless... keep them coming guys!
 
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This has absolutely nothing to do with being a DJ or being a loser. Look at their clothes, they are into goth. They are doing it for an act. I guarantee this is down once in a blue moon and he lets her go free when necessary.

However I just might have to try this sometime, I know I can convince one of my FB's to let me tie her up on a leash. However I'll take it to extreme and never let her be unleashed, I'm going to have to bring a women with me to take her to the washroom as I don't think I can convince any of my FB's to go to the men's room.

Give me about a month and I should have a FR.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i wonder if he feeds her through a doggy bowl. that would be cool.
 
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And this forum continues its fall from grace.


Why the **** do you guys think this is cool? I think it's disgusting, but hey, that's just "non-pimp" me. guess what? you can still pull plenty ass without walking girls around on leashes. would any of you pre-pubuscent, acne-ridden, hormone-crazy, horny retards walk your mothers around on leashes?


goddamn it, what happened to the times when this forum was all about improving yourself?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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