"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guy putting on a fake persona to try and have sex with my sister.

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best thing i can say is find other chicks who know him and get them to lay it
out straight for her
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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He has a huge penis he will introduce to your sister! She'll get hooked.

Seriously, nothing you can do here. I would just clown him to your sister regarding his video games, pokemon, and porn ways of a nerd.
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
He has a huge penis he will introduce to your sister! She'll get hooked.

Seriously, nothing you can do here. I would just clown him to your sister regarding his video games, pokemon, and porn ways of a nerd.
We're not at school RATBOY, seiously man, have some style... the guy is thinking about his sister, not some ho....button up you lips
 

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TonyBaloney said:
We're not at school RATBOY, seiously man, have some style... the guy is thinking about his sister, not some ho....button up you lips
Oh, settle down bologna t1ts FATBOY! I made it clear I was joking with him; yet there is absolutely no need to get all insecure about this. Just don't bitsh slap me Brando style in your manly ways, ok?

Some of you will need to come to the realization that men want to fvck your sister, mother, daughter, etc. Just like you want to fvck somebody's sister, a lot of times by putting to use advice you get here, even if it is fake as a three dollar bill.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Introduce her to better men, duh
Right. And since SoSuave defines the best, real men as players, introduce her to a player.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Gangster Of Love said:
Oh, settle down bologna t1ts FATBOY! I made it clear I was joking with him; yet there is absolutely no need to get all insecure about this. Just don't bitsh slap me Brando style in your manly ways, ok?

Some of you will need to come to the realization that men want to fvck your sister, mother, daughter, etc. Just like you want to fvck somebody's sister, a lot of times by putting to use advice you get here, even if it is fake as a three dollar bill.
Yeah no hard feeling here lol

But yeah, I realize people out there want to have sex with her but I just dont feel good about it when the guy is lying his way through
 

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oh if that only worked that way.....

things is if you say anything about the guys she will ignore, I don't know much about your realtioshi with your sis, but its not rare girls do right the opposite then they bro/dad says.

saying he looks like a very nice and good kid would help more then other way.

thing is she want to do sh*** she will do not matter waht you say, if she will learn or not is also up to her, best you can do is stop losing your sleep about it. or you could just go "talk"with him, about or you disapear or I will do it for you, your choice. other then that I don't see anything you do who will work.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Well, you would understand what she is into so you would try to introduce her to someone that (we think) can make the gina tingle while not being too much of a scumbag.
Well, guys here seem to think the best men are on this forum. So would you want your sister to date a guy who is seeing her plus spinning five other plates? I'm sure some guys would.
 
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