"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guy putting on a fake persona to try and have sex with my sister.

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best thing i can say is find other chicks who know him and get them to lay it
out straight for her
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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He has a huge penis he will introduce to your sister! She'll get hooked.

Seriously, nothing you can do here. I would just clown him to your sister regarding his video games, pokemon, and porn ways of a nerd.
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
He has a huge penis he will introduce to your sister! She'll get hooked.

Seriously, nothing you can do here. I would just clown him to your sister regarding his video games, pokemon, and porn ways of a nerd.
We're not at school RATBOY, seiously man, have some style... the guy is thinking about his sister, not some ho....button up you lips
 

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TonyBaloney said:
We're not at school RATBOY, seiously man, have some style... the guy is thinking about his sister, not some ho....button up you lips
Oh, settle down bologna t1ts FATBOY! I made it clear I was joking with him; yet there is absolutely no need to get all insecure about this. Just don't bitsh slap me Brando style in your manly ways, ok?

Some of you will need to come to the realization that men want to fvck your sister, mother, daughter, etc. Just like you want to fvck somebody's sister, a lot of times by putting to use advice you get here, even if it is fake as a three dollar bill.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Introduce her to better men, duh
Right. And since SoSuave defines the best, real men as players, introduce her to a player.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Gangster Of Love said:
Oh, settle down bologna t1ts FATBOY! I made it clear I was joking with him; yet there is absolutely no need to get all insecure about this. Just don't bitsh slap me Brando style in your manly ways, ok?

Some of you will need to come to the realization that men want to fvck your sister, mother, daughter, etc. Just like you want to fvck somebody's sister, a lot of times by putting to use advice you get here, even if it is fake as a three dollar bill.
Yeah no hard feeling here lol

But yeah, I realize people out there want to have sex with her but I just dont feel good about it when the guy is lying his way through
 

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oh if that only worked that way.....

things is if you say anything about the guys she will ignore, I don't know much about your realtioshi with your sis, but its not rare girls do right the opposite then they bro/dad says.

saying he looks like a very nice and good kid would help more then other way.

thing is she want to do sh*** she will do not matter waht you say, if she will learn or not is also up to her, best you can do is stop losing your sleep about it. or you could just go "talk"with him, about or you disapear or I will do it for you, your choice. other then that I don't see anything you do who will work.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Well, you would understand what she is into so you would try to introduce her to someone that (we think) can make the gina tingle while not being too much of a scumbag.
Well, guys here seem to think the best men are on this forum. So would you want your sister to date a guy who is seeing her plus spinning five other plates? I'm sure some guys would.
 
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