Guy has his balls literally handed to him

[Razor Sharp]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

A sobering tale of a women who ripped her boyfriend's testicle off and tried to swallow it.

Be careful who you let into an open relationship!

 

[mpimpin]

1. How the hell do you come across a 5 year old article like that?

2. I did not know you could physically rip a ball off....

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Rule number one, anybody grabs your balls and starts pulling hard like that, all remnants of civilization should leave your mind immediately, and you should start hammering the face of the puller as hard as you fukking can.

There was some case of a guy who strangled a woman to death because while they were having sex, she was on top, and reached back and grabbed his balls, started squeezing, and wouldn't let go. To protect himself, he reached up and choked her to death.

Don't know if he was found guilty or not, but that was his defense. He was somebody famous, (some cousin or somebody like that of the Kennedy's I think) and it happened about twenty years ago.

 

[Razor Sharp]

I know, I know - 5 years is a long time. I had no idea about this story till this bird I'm chatting up sends me this link. Needless to say she has been bumped DOWN in the rotation. Now every time I think of her I have visions of torn, bloody scrotums, kind of a buzzkill.

I still can't believe she tried to eat his nut tho! WTF was that all about???!!

@taiyuu_otoko - that's a great story - you don't remember who it was by any chance?