"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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search1ng

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hey guys, hope you're all taking it easy

Anyway, it's my Grandfathers 80th birthday and our it's looking to be pretty big, Dad wants to make it something special.

TLDR, turns out dad wants me to play a guitar song.

I play the acoustic guitar, i know all the chords, can play then easily but have no theory or know each note on the fretboard, so consider me your average dorm room guitar guy.

I need help finding a song that isn't too hard to play, something i can sing (I love MUSE and radiohead), and is appropriate. needless to say, This little project is being a major pain, would appreciate some help, really, really need it.

Cheers,
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Are you singing or just playing guitar?
 

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That's a pretty odd request. Does your grandpa like any somewhat modern music you can learn (The Beatles are always good in situations like this). Mine wouldn't know who the fvck The Beatles even are so I'd have to do a Sinatra song or something on guitar so he'd recognize it.

Maybe a Bob Dylan song? The Who? Megadeth? ;)
 

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It is a bloody odd request, but dad wants it done. .. ..

such a pain in the asshol3
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yesterdays Songs by Doyle Lawson and Quicksilver. He'll love it. You can listen to it on Amazon.com. It's in G. Has an Am, Em and a Bm in but pretty simple.
 

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Play him a Johnny Cash song. They are very easy, and your Grandpa probably knows the words to all of them. Google the song name with 'Tablature' if you cant figure out the chords.
 

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horaholic said:
Play him a Johnny Cash song. They are very easy, and your Grandpa probably knows the words to all of them. Google the song name with 'Tablature' if you cant figure out the chords.
Good thinking. Johnny Cash would probably be perfect to serenade a grandfather with.
 

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Will check them all out, appreciate the help guys.
 
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