"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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search1ng

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hey guys, hope you're all taking it easy

Anyway, it's my Grandfathers 80th birthday and our it's looking to be pretty big, Dad wants to make it something special.

TLDR, turns out dad wants me to play a guitar song.

I play the acoustic guitar, i know all the chords, can play then easily but have no theory or know each note on the fretboard, so consider me your average dorm room guitar guy.

I need help finding a song that isn't too hard to play, something i can sing (I love MUSE and radiohead), and is appropriate. needless to say, This little project is being a major pain, would appreciate some help, really, really need it.

Cheers,
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gangster Of Love

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Are you singing or just playing guitar?
 

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That's a pretty odd request. Does your grandpa like any somewhat modern music you can learn (The Beatles are always good in situations like this). Mine wouldn't know who the fvck The Beatles even are so I'd have to do a Sinatra song or something on guitar so he'd recognize it.

Maybe a Bob Dylan song? The Who? Megadeth? ;)
 

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It is a bloody odd request, but dad wants it done. .. ..

such a pain in the asshol3
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yesterdays Songs by Doyle Lawson and Quicksilver. He'll love it. You can listen to it on Amazon.com. It's in G. Has an Am, Em and a Bm in but pretty simple.
 

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Play him a Johnny Cash song. They are very easy, and your Grandpa probably knows the words to all of them. Google the song name with 'Tablature' if you cant figure out the chords.
 

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horaholic said:
Play him a Johnny Cash song. They are very easy, and your Grandpa probably knows the words to all of them. Google the song name with 'Tablature' if you cant figure out the chords.
Good thinking. Johnny Cash would probably be perfect to serenade a grandfather with.
 

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Will check them all out, appreciate the help guys.
 
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