"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guaranteed to get a laugh out of a girl...

Jhcl4000

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Girl says something about the temperature being hot, respond with:

"If you want, I can leave the room, might cool it off a little bit in here."

Works every time.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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this only works if you're actually good looking and she's actually kinda interested in you. otherwise they will laugh to be polite and you will go home to your hand after posting on sosuave about how she laughed and she probably wants ur d1ck
 

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Well, it's just a ****y and funny line that (IMO) anyone can use, good looking or not, if you say it the "right" way it'll get a laugh if she has a sense of humor. Rather say that and (possibly) get a laugh than say nothing. Take it or leave it.
 

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Poor line. It's old and not very funny.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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thechosenone2190

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i thought it was hilarious and will use it in the future. i give jhcl4000 props for it. please keep them coming
 

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Desert Fox said:
this only works if you're actually good looking and she's actually kinda interested in you. otherwise they will laugh to be polite and you will go home to your hand after posting on sosuave about how she laughed and she probably wants ur d1ck
haha got his ass
 

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anything can "work", the line is so-so, if it fits your personality and you delivery it funny, sure. but there no guarantee as the title states, thats for sure.
 

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I guess it depends on where you live. In my town i hear that 'line' more than once a day when guys are just joking around (yea, even to other guys) so its not really a flirty 'line' anymore
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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