"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guaranteed to get a laugh out of a girl...

Jhcl4000

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Girl says something about the temperature being hot, respond with:

"If you want, I can leave the room, might cool it off a little bit in here."

Works every time.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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this only works if you're actually good looking and she's actually kinda interested in you. otherwise they will laugh to be polite and you will go home to your hand after posting on sosuave about how she laughed and she probably wants ur d1ck
 

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Well, it's just a ****y and funny line that (IMO) anyone can use, good looking or not, if you say it the "right" way it'll get a laugh if she has a sense of humor. Rather say that and (possibly) get a laugh than say nothing. Take it or leave it.
 

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Poor line. It's old and not very funny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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thechosenone2190

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i thought it was hilarious and will use it in the future. i give jhcl4000 props for it. please keep them coming
 

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Desert Fox said:
this only works if you're actually good looking and she's actually kinda interested in you. otherwise they will laugh to be polite and you will go home to your hand after posting on sosuave about how she laughed and she probably wants ur d1ck
haha got his ass
 

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anything can "work", the line is so-so, if it fits your personality and you delivery it funny, sure. but there no guarantee as the title states, thats for sure.
 

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I guess it depends on where you live. In my town i hear that 'line' more than once a day when guys are just joking around (yea, even to other guys) so its not really a flirty 'line' anymore
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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