Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Who do you like?
I think it will be a great fight.
I think it will be a great fight.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
GSP v BJ Penn, UFC 94
- Thread starter Bible_Belt
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
GeorgeStrom
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2009
- Messages
- 14
- Reaction score
- 0
The entire card looks very good. A lot of great match ups.
GSP via RNC 2nd round
GSP via RNC 2nd round
Ken785
Master Don Juan
GSP via brutal GnP.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
so much for 'the prodigy.'
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
...told you so.Ken785 said:
funny how in the pre fight shows penn was calling GSP a "b!tch" and a quitter and said that he'll "fight till the death"...
Looks like the rich spoiled Hawaiian's mouth wrote a check his as$ couldn't cash because he got smashed for 4 rounds and QUIT.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
BJ's bjj coach is my instructor's instructor, he may have been one of the ones who threw in the towel tonight. I will ask him next weekend when he is at my own first mma fight.
GSP v Anderson Silva is the next big matchup I want to see. Right now it is between them and Fedor for best pound-for pound fighter in the world.
GSP v Anderson Silva is the next big matchup I want to see. Right now it is between them and Fedor for best pound-for pound fighter in the world.
I never liked Penn, he seems to think he's a lot better than he really is. GSP is a beast though, i want to see him fight Silva.
Watch out for Jon Jones in the future, that kid is only 21 and i think will be holding the belt one day.
Watch out for Jon Jones in the future, that kid is only 21 and i think will be holding the belt one day.
The match was really good I thought and even though I was going for GSP because Penn was talking mad sh1t you gotta give him props he still has a belt so he' still a good fighter.
I thought his brother threw the towel, I think penn wanted to keep going but his brother ended it because he wasnt doing anything.
Jon Jones ..I dont know it shows that he is still a new guy in the sport since he was out of gas at the end of the 2nd and all of the 3rd round, he did have some nice moves(the back elbow) but he has to get more conditioned before he can go after anyone plus the fact that he had a massive reach on the other guy.
Clay always fun to watch...lots of holding though kinda boring.
The good one to watch was ....the fight before gsp's forgot the name of the winner, he was pretty good 14-0.
I thought his brother threw the towel, I think penn wanted to keep going but his brother ended it because he wasnt doing anything.
Jon Jones ..I dont know it shows that he is still a new guy in the sport since he was out of gas at the end of the 2nd and all of the 3rd round, he did have some nice moves(the back elbow) but he has to get more conditioned before he can go after anyone plus the fact that he had a massive reach on the other guy.
Clay always fun to watch...lots of holding though kinda boring.
The good one to watch was ....the fight before gsp's forgot the name of the winner, he was pretty good 14-0.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Jon Jones has some crazy suplexes but he lacks any type of submission skills. He needs to work on that..then he'll be a good fighter.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Just starting to get into this myself, but IMO, Penn needs to lose about 5-10 lbs of fat and replace it with muscle. you can be a good fighter but pound for pound muscle is going to help you a lot more than fat will.
Oh yea, and that Jon Jones is a bad ass sum*****. That spinning elbow was AWESOME. He just made the mistake of thinking it was a KO and he lost his window to finish it off right there
Oh yea, and that Jon Jones is a bad ass sum*****. That spinning elbow was AWESOME. He just made the mistake of thinking it was a KO and he lost his window to finish it off right there
Penn was a lightweight champion to begin with who thought he can dominate the best of the welterweight (GSP) by adding 15 lbs to his frame.STR8UP said:
Penn should stick to the lightweight division because adding all that extra weight seriously eroded his skills.
I don't know, Fedor looks pretty chunky at times yet he is pound for pound the best fighter in the world.STR8UP said:
As for other matches in UFC 94, Machida really impressed me, very smart fighter.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
That guy is going to seriously make some noise. I don't want to go too far out there on a limb, but if I was anybody at the top level of UFC, Machida is not a guy I want to get talked into fighting. He's good. Scratch that, he will be great.DJDamage said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I agree. I think Machida deserves a mention in the nominees for best pound-for-pound mma fighter in the world. Right now that list reads: Fedor, Anderson Silva, GSP and I'd say Machda as well. Despite this beatdown, BJ Penn is still dominant in the lightweight division.
edit: Rashad Evans deserves a mention as well.
edit: Rashad Evans deserves a mention as well.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2003
- Messages
- 6,620
- Reaction score
- 186
- Age
- 47
BJ wanted the 5th round. His corner cut it off. You can see one of his coaches call the doc over and make a throat-slashing motion, after which the doc and the ref call the fight.Ken785 said:
GSP is probably my new favorite fighter. Since his loss to Matt Hughes, it is amazing how much GSP has evolved.
I don't know about Machida being best #4# quite yet. I haven't seen enough of him.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Well...whoever called it, he surely wasn't quick to protest it...so it is what it is.squirrels said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Here is the list of UFC fighters. You could look and see.
http://www.ufc.com/index.cfm?fa=fighter.allfighters
From what I am hearing, BJ is about to retire in the next 12-18 months.
http://www.ufc.com/index.cfm?fa=fighter.allfighters
From what I am hearing, BJ is about to retire in the next 12-18 months.
Inquisitus
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 4, 2008
- Messages
- 134
- Reaction score
- 1
I disagree on Rashad and Machida. They've not gone through and shown the dominance that Fedor, GSP, A. Silva, and Penn have in their respective weight divisions. The latter have effectively cleaned out their divisions.Bible_Belt said:
Rashad would have to beat a couple more fighters while Machida would have to beat several more.
Not to say they couldn't be, just that they've not had the run the others have had.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.