Lose the blonde spikes. Why can't you have a very neat, short mustache and goatee where you work? If there isn't a rule about no facial hair, then you should go for the short, neat facial hair because it WILL make you look more your age, especially without those blonde spikes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Grrrr Look at me! Any tips
- Thread starter yankees13
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Its good that you look young....more gaming time. where ur older youl be able to game younger chicks
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You look like a poor mans Leo DiCaprio, which can be used to your advantage. Your boyish and unthreatening features can also come in handy when the b!tch wants to try on a different flavour and they always will.
Dont sweat it your fine, lose the spikey blonde tips though.
Dont sweat it your fine, lose the spikey blonde tips though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AIR-PILOT
Don Juan
Get a new hairstyle..
I had that when I was 16.
I had that when I was 16.