"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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GRR WTF? Bladder problem?

Zelemont

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Ok, strange question here...

I have had this problem for a while. When I urinate, I go all that i can, and I feel like I am absolutely finished, then I zip up, and what do you know? A tiny wet spot forms on my pants.

Does anybody know if this could be a sign of anything bad? Being that I am only 16, I think it is unlikely that I have any kind of bladder problem...

Am I just somehow urinating incorrectly?

I hate this. I came to work, and went to the bathroom, and I got a pretty damn big wet circle on my pants right now. This sucks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Monkey

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Try some kegal exercises, this is where you tense up the muscles at the base of your penis.
When you have a pee try to stop and start the flow, the muscle you use for this is the one you need to beef up.

Try to tense it up, hold for a few seconds and release, do this for five minutes a day and you should never have any more problems.

If you still have the problem after a few weeks of that then go see a doc.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Are you taking any ephedra?

This can cause some prostate problems and might be something to look into. Even if you don't take ephedra, go to a doctor and get it checked, just in case.

It's probably nothing but you never really know.
 

Zelemont

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Hell no, I'm not taking ephedra.
 
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