"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ground Beef? fvck that, yoghurt is where it's at.

Crazy Asian

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So i was eating some "brown cow" plain greek yoghurt today.
it's fat free, but super creamy and rich.
i usually mix it with fruits.

but i look at the nutrition facts.
1 cup= 130 calories, 0 fat, 9 carbs, and 23 protein.
wtf. 23 protein?
i don't know if yoghurt usually has this much protein, but i found it to be pretty phenomenal.

i just eat it cause it's plain and all natural. no bull**** ingredients in it, and it tastes good. but i'll probably eat more of it now haha.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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RMM

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Screw yogurt, Skyr is where it's at.

1 serving = 170g. 110 Calories. 6g Carbs, 22g protein, 0g fat.

Not that easy to get though. I think some Whole Foods carry it in the US.
 

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The way I figure it, if an animal has muscles made of the same proteins, then eating those proteins should be good for building your muscles too. Does yogurt have all the proteins and amino acids you need?

You can buy very lean ground beef and when cooking it, drain the fat to make it leaner.

Or just buy cuts of meat.
 
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