"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Being_the_Don

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How many of you are approached or "noticed" by green card seekers? You might know the type: women who can barely speak the language, grin a lot and can't really carry on a conversation but are infatuated with any guy who they think can get them a longer stay in this country. Often they're in the early to mid 20s but can be older than that. I think they should be nexted. But how many of you guys give them the time of day? (And even hittin' that isn't really worth it when you consider their motives). And this is a variation of the standard gold digger except in this case it's about residence status.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kidfabulous said:
hahahaha. Awesome but totally random thread. I finally got my green card in the US after 6 years of waiting!

Yeah, it's partly tongue-in-cheek but I have thought about it. Like there are guys who can't get a woman here so they travel overseas to get a wife. Well you've also got women who come here either on a student visa, work visa, etc. but will come on to guys just because they're American. There are guys who want a woman so bad that they'll become involved with a woman who is only after him to get permanent residency status. These women are more aggressive then most other women because they've got a specific objective. So if a guy realizes this and STILL gets into a relationship with her doesn't it serve him right when she leaves him for someone else? So is it worth it? What does it say about these "relationships"?
 
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