"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gratitude for getting me laid

Fascism Fun

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I've been lurking around the SoSuave forums for a while now, filing away any advice that appeals to me. Decided to create an account and chyme in with y'all. Let me introduce myself briefly.

I'm 18 and reside in LA. Growing up I never had a positive male role model to teach me how to interact with girls. Basically up until recently I've suffered from the horrendous "Nice Guy" syndrome.

I would like to express my gratitude to all users in this forum, for helping me get laid today.

I contacted an old friend via email a few weeks ago to see how she was doing. Last week I found out she was going to be in town. Perfect opportunity to practice some of my newfound DJ info!
I set up a movie date. Met her there. Joked around. Shot some ****. Everything was going good. I decided this was going to be a piece of cake. Got into the movie. Made my move, started to scam hard. Here is some dialog for ya folks-
FF:"Are you feeling adventurous?"
Her:"Maybe"(shrugging shoulders) I apparently interpreted this as "yes, **** me!" and pulled out my tool.
Her:(looking nervous) She basically told me she would be willing some other time before leaving for home. Cool.
FF:"Sorry. You had your chance."
I could see her yearning for redemption. Played it cool the rest of the night. Told her it was nice seeing her.
The next day I was bombarded with text messages, but didn't reply to them. She was obviously hooked on my line like a hungry trout.
Called her day two after the date and arranged to meet at her folks place.
Basically I arrived, ****ed her, and said sayanara.

Keep in mind, the last ***** I had was from a LTR that ended a few months ago. I was long due for a piece. Thanks again for the support.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sadao

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Ahahaha, congrats man. Did you honestly whip your d!ck out in the movies? If so, you have some huge balls.
 

TruthHurts

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Fascism Fun said:
FF:"Are you feeling adventurous?"
Her:"Maybe"(shrugging shoulders) I apparently interpreted this as "yes, **** me!" and pulled out my tool.

WOW.... WOW,,,, hahahhahah,, you da man.. that is some awesome sh.it!!!!!


I was expecting you to smack a kiss on her... instead... u wipped out your c.ock... hahahhahaha

I love it!

ive done it in movie theatre first date before.. but i didnt say anything, it was body language.. i.e. slowly putting her hand toward area, and then pulling it out...

you.. very blunt :) but she obviously was thinking about it all day and all night after that!
 

MrS

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What gratitude?
Stop being a fool, you did it, no bum on this forum did it for you.

Well done ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Fascism Fun said:
...Keep in mind, the last ***** I had was from a LTR that ended a few months ago. I was long due for a piece. Thanks again for the support.
You're welcome. Everyone in the forum pitched in $2 a piece but I guess it was worth the cost. :up:
 

Fascism Fun

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What gratitude?
Stop being a fool, you did it, no bum on this forum did it for you.
Yes, sire.
You're welcome. Everyone in the forum pitched in $2 a piece but I guess it was worth the cost.
Hahaha. You know Mr. Docs disagrees..Oh well.
 

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I'm worth about $0.01 penny here. That's why I said it.

Can't inflate my stock value too much, or else you know, inflation and stock market crashes, undesirability and other bad things. Can't have any of that.
 
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