Gratitude for getting me laid

[Fascism Fun]

I've been lurking around the SoSuave forums for a while now, filing away any advice that appeals to me. Decided to create an account and chyme in with y'all. Let me introduce myself briefly.

I'm 18 and reside in LA. Growing up I never had a positive male role model to teach me how to interact with girls. Basically up until recently I've suffered from the horrendous "Nice Guy" syndrome.

I would like to express my gratitude to all users in this forum, for helping me get laid today.

I contacted an old friend via email a few weeks ago to see how she was doing. Last week I found out she was going to be in town. Perfect opportunity to practice some of my newfound DJ info!
I set up a movie date. Met her there. Joked around. Shot some ****. Everything was going good. I decided this was going to be a piece of cake. Got into the movie. Made my move, started to scam hard. Here is some dialog for ya folks-
FF:"Are you feeling adventurous?"
Her:"Maybe"(shrugging shoulders) I apparently interpreted this as "yes, **** me!" and pulled out my tool.
Herlooking nervous) She basically told me she would be willing some other time before leaving for home. Cool.
FF:"Sorry. You had your chance."
I could see her yearning for redemption. Played it cool the rest of the night. Told her it was nice seeing her.
The next day I was bombarded with text messages, but didn't reply to them. She was obviously hooked on my line like a hungry trout.
Called her day two after the date and arranged to meet at her folks place.
Basically I arrived, ****ed her, and said sayanara.

Keep in mind, the last ***** I had was from a LTR that ended a few months ago. I was long due for a piece. Thanks again for the support.

 

[Sadao]

Ahahaha, congrats man. Did you honestly whip your d!ck out in the movies? If so, you have some huge balls.

 

[TruthHurts]

FF:"Are you feeling adventurous?"
Her:"Maybe"(shrugging shoulders) I apparently interpreted this as "yes, **** me!" and pulled out my tool.

WOW.... WOW,,,, hahahhahah,, you da man.. that is some awesome sh.it!!!!!


I was expecting you to smack a kiss on her... instead... u wipped out your c.ock... hahahhahaha

I love it!

ive done it in movie theatre first date before.. but i didnt say anything, it was body language.. i.e. slowly putting her hand toward area, and then pulling it out...

you.. very blunt but she obviously was thinking about it all day and all night after that!

 

[Fascism Fun]

Thanks fellas.

 

[MrS]

What gratitude?
Stop being a fool, you did it, no bum on this forum did it for you.

Well done

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...Keep in mind, the last ***** I had was from a LTR that ended a few months ago. I was long due for a piece. Thanks again for the support.

You're welcome. Everyone in the forum pitched in $2 a piece but I guess it was worth the cost.

 

[Docs]

That's an expensive cut of the pie I owe there. I want my $1.99 back.

 

[Fascism Fun]

What gratitude?
Stop being a fool, you did it, no bum on this forum did it for you.

Yes, sire.

You're welcome. Everyone in the forum pitched in $2 a piece but I guess it was worth the cost.

Hahaha. You know Mr. Docs disagrees..Oh well.

 

[Docs]

I'm worth about $0.01 penny here. That's why I said it.

Can't inflate my stock value too much, or else you know, inflation and stock market crashes, undesirability and other bad things. Can't have any of that.