"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Gotta read this, something funny

Docka

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This girl i've know for a couple of years, and recently we started talking again. I got really bored one day, and someone on the board told me to txt her and this is how it went. LOL! I'm still laughing about it.

ME: I was just thinking how much you'd love fvcking me

HER: R u drunk

ME: No, but just thinking that u never been pleased like i could please you

HER: Ur nuts. and fyi ur wrong

ME: Have u ever had a man make u *** 3 times b4 they took their clothes off... i could

HER: Oh stop it

ME: Have you ever been eaten out til u came b4

HER: Erm thats a bit personal. besides i doubt you can

ME: Want to bet

HER: THats alright im already taken care of *wink*

ME: Hope your batteries aren't low

HER: I dun do plastic. I do the real things

ME: Wash your hands when your done

HER: Thats 4 me 2 know

ME: If you were doing real things u wouldn't be replaying

HER: real thing meaning real person not with my hands and obviously im not with anyone rite now

ME: I know you wish i was lying next to you rite now

HER: I think thats what u wish

ME: Nah... I've had better but your doable

HER: No need for the insults

ME: Well its not nice feeling undesireable by someone u like is it (i don't think i should of said this, I don't like her enough to create a relationship, i just wanna bang the fvck outta her)

HER: Do you think i like u? seriously

ME: I know u want me... don't know why you cant admit it

ME: Sweet dreams, i'm going to bed

HER: I hope ur just clowning around. i do like u but as a friend. well good nite well talk anther time.


What do you guys think?????

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HER: THats alright im already taken care of *wink*

ME: Hope your batteries aren't low

HER: I dun do plastic. I do the real things

ME: Wash your hands when your done


lol, thats good $hit man. dno about the rest of it tho
 

Duke

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Lol....

I dont think you got anywhere.

But it was entertaining.:D
 
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