This girl i've know for a couple of years, and recently we started talking again. I got really bored one day, and someone on the board told me to txt her and this is how it went. LOL! I'm still laughing about it.
ME: I was just thinking how much you'd love fvcking me
HER: R u drunk
ME: No, but just thinking that u never been pleased like i could please you
HER: Ur nuts. and fyi ur wrong
ME: Have u ever had a man make u *** 3 times b4 they took their clothes off... i could
HER: Oh stop it
ME: Have you ever been eaten out til u came b4
HER: Erm thats a bit personal. besides i doubt you can
ME: Want to bet
HER: THats alright im already taken care of *wink*
ME: Hope your batteries aren't low
HER: I dun do plastic. I do the real things
ME: Wash your hands when your done
HER: Thats 4 me 2 know
ME: If you were doing real things u wouldn't be replaying
HER: real thing meaning real person not with my hands and obviously im not with anyone rite now
ME: I know you wish i was lying next to you rite now
HER: I think thats what u wish
ME: Nah... I've had better but your doable
HER: No need for the insults
ME: Well its not nice feeling undesireable by someone u like is it (i don't think i should of said this, I don't like her enough to create a relationship, i just wanna bang the fvck outta her)
HER: Do you think i like u? seriously
ME: I know u want me... don't know why you cant admit it
ME: Sweet dreams, i'm going to bed
HER: I hope ur just clowning around. i do like u but as a friend. well good nite well talk anther time.
What do you guys think?????
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ME: I was just thinking how much you'd love fvcking me
HER: R u drunk
ME: No, but just thinking that u never been pleased like i could please you
HER: Ur nuts. and fyi ur wrong
ME: Have u ever had a man make u *** 3 times b4 they took their clothes off... i could
HER: Oh stop it
ME: Have you ever been eaten out til u came b4
HER: Erm thats a bit personal. besides i doubt you can
ME: Want to bet
HER: THats alright im already taken care of *wink*
ME: Hope your batteries aren't low
HER: I dun do plastic. I do the real things
ME: Wash your hands when your done
HER: Thats 4 me 2 know
ME: If you were doing real things u wouldn't be replaying
HER: real thing meaning real person not with my hands and obviously im not with anyone rite now
ME: I know you wish i was lying next to you rite now
HER: I think thats what u wish
ME: Nah... I've had better but your doable
HER: No need for the insults
ME: Well its not nice feeling undesireable by someone u like is it (i don't think i should of said this, I don't like her enough to create a relationship, i just wanna bang the fvck outta her)
HER: Do you think i like u? seriously
ME: I know u want me... don't know why you cant admit it
ME: Sweet dreams, i'm going to bed
HER: I hope ur just clowning around. i do like u but as a friend. well good nite well talk anther time.
What do you guys think?????
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