"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

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Got her alone in the house..............

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so I get shorty alone in my uncle crib in Long Island I mean big house way different then the hood she used to so I know she feeling it. We in the guest room I go to the kitchen I come back and she is laying one the bed on her stomach so the first thing i see is her a$$ damn. We chill for a minute watch some tv I ask if she is hungry she says yea so we go to the kitchen and she makes some chicken so we eating now Im not real hungry Im waitin for her to get done so we can go back to the room and I can make my move. Her fukkin moms calls and needs her for some sh!t so Im mad but dont show it we leave and I drop her off she goes to kiss my cheek I say "whats that cheek sh!t? she looks around and gives me a kiss on the lips. I say "that was weak u gotta do better then that" she says "next time" My question is should I have made a move sooner in the crib or did I play it right?
 

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I th'o't ya came on strong enough fo' one night. At least her mammy didn't page during sex. You know das right!
 

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Periods, commas, and punctuation are your friend.

Yo Yo i met shorty yo she was like yo i was like yo
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

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Yo Yo i met shorty yo she was like yo i was like yo
lmao


Markhammond, why did you offer her food? She was all sprawled out on the bed you shoulda made her eat your meat.
 

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If a chick is comfortable enough to lay on the bed then she probably ready. I fukked up by offering food taking her out the room. Any of you guys have chicks come over sprawl on the ebd and not get none lol?
 

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Originally posted by MarkHammond
If a chick is comfortable enough to lay on the bed then she probably ready. I fukked up by offering food taking her out the room. Any of you guys have chicks come over sprawl on the ebd and not get none lol?
No, it's because i KNOW how to go from ONE level to the NEXT.
 

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please school me yung hova. how i go from the level where she is laying on the bed watching tv to ****ing the broad?
 

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hmmm....

Man... don’t make a big deal of this.... She would of had to leave one way or the other... U played it kewl, don’t worry, there is nothing wrong with making food together if ur both hungry... Next time she comes though, make a move.

please school me yung hova. how i go from the level where she is laying on the bed watching TV to ****ing the broad?
I sit next to her, talk to her, hold her hand or whatever, then just kiss her and one thing should lead to the other, and before u know it the both of u should be ripping each others cloths off and banging all over the place:D ;)


Laterz....
 

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Re: hmmm....

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~



I sit next to her, talk to her, hold her hand or whatever, then just kiss her and one thing should lead to the other, and before u know it the both of u should be ripping each others cloths off and banging all over the place:D ;)


Laterz....
Exactly she is on the BED ya know.
 
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