"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got her alone in the house..............

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so I get shorty alone in my uncle crib in Long Island I mean big house way different then the hood she used to so I know she feeling it. We in the guest room I go to the kitchen I come back and she is laying one the bed on her stomach so the first thing i see is her a$$ damn. We chill for a minute watch some tv I ask if she is hungry she says yea so we go to the kitchen and she makes some chicken so we eating now Im not real hungry Im waitin for her to get done so we can go back to the room and I can make my move. Her fukkin moms calls and needs her for some sh!t so Im mad but dont show it we leave and I drop her off she goes to kiss my cheek I say "whats that cheek sh!t? she looks around and gives me a kiss on the lips. I say "that was weak u gotta do better then that" she says "next time" My question is should I have made a move sooner in the crib or did I play it right?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gunf1ghter

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I th'o't ya came on strong enough fo' one night. At least her mammy didn't page during sex. You know das right!
 

Skel

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Periods, commas, and punctuation are your friend.

Yo Yo i met shorty yo she was like yo i was like yo
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Yo Yo i met shorty yo she was like yo i was like yo
lmao


Markhammond, why did you offer her food? She was all sprawled out on the bed you shoulda made her eat your meat.
 

MarkHammond

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If a chick is comfortable enough to lay on the bed then she probably ready. I fukked up by offering food taking her out the room. Any of you guys have chicks come over sprawl on the ebd and not get none lol?
 

yunghova35

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Originally posted by MarkHammond
If a chick is comfortable enough to lay on the bed then she probably ready. I fukked up by offering food taking her out the room. Any of you guys have chicks come over sprawl on the ebd and not get none lol?
No, it's because i KNOW how to go from ONE level to the NEXT.
 

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please school me yung hova. how i go from the level where she is laying on the bed watching tv to ****ing the broad?
 

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hmmm....

Man... don’t make a big deal of this.... She would of had to leave one way or the other... U played it kewl, don’t worry, there is nothing wrong with making food together if ur both hungry... Next time she comes though, make a move.

please school me yung hova. how i go from the level where she is laying on the bed watching TV to ****ing the broad?
I sit next to her, talk to her, hold her hand or whatever, then just kiss her and one thing should lead to the other, and before u know it the both of u should be ripping each others cloths off and banging all over the place:D ;)


Laterz....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yunghova35

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Re: hmmm....

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~



I sit next to her, talk to her, hold her hand or whatever, then just kiss her and one thing should lead to the other, and before u know it the both of u should be ripping each others cloths off and banging all over the place:D ;)


Laterz....
Exactly she is on the BED ya know.
 
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