got farthest i've ever got with a girl

[LaDanian Tomlinson]

so last night i met a chick(7.5) at a club. we danced for about an hour and made out on the dance floor twice. now i have very little experience in making out and everything else like that so i definatley was ****ty. the farthest i've ever gotten was making out. but anyways, i led her to my friends car and we made out for like thirty minutes. then i put my hand up under her shirt and felt up her breasts, then took off her shirt, and then her braw. i was stoked. then we made out a little more and i got to finger her. her vagina was harry as ****! it was like a bush! it was crazy. but i put her hand in my pants but she just wouldnt touch my **** at all!? whats with that? so i just fingered her while her shirt was off then my friend came cuz we had to go. but it was pretty tight cuz i'm 18 and never gone past making out. and then last night i got her shirt off and got to finger her! so i'm pretty stoked right now. but you guys think i did ok? anything u would change? and why wouldn't she play with my D? and why the **** is she so harry? thats kinda gross. but i feel pretty good right now. it has taken a while, but i've never had more options in my life and i'm definatley becoming more pimp. yeeeyyaaaa

 

[michaelhctam]

so last night i met a chick(7.5) at a club. we danced for about an hour and made out on the dance floor twice. now i have very little experience in making out and everything else like that so i definatley was ****ty. the farthest i've ever gotten was making out. but anyways, i led her to my friends car and we made out for like thirty minutes. then i put my hand up under her shirt and felt up her breasts, then took off her shirt, and then her braw. i was stoked. then we made out a little more and i got to finger her. her vagina was harry as ****! it was like a bush! it was crazy. but i put her hand in my pants but she just wouldnt touch my **** at all!? whats with that? so i just fingered her while her shirt was off then my friend came cuz we had to go. but it was pretty tight cuz i'm 18 and never gone past making out. and then last night i got her shirt off and got to finger her! so i'm pretty stoked right now. but you guys think i did ok? anything u would change? and why wouldn't she play with my D? and why the **** is she so harry? thats kinda gross. but i feel pretty good right now. it has taken a while, but i've never had more options in my life and i'm definatley becoming more pimp. yeeeyyaaaa

Well I think the reason she didnt touch your ding dong is because she dosent want you to percieve her a $lut in the morning and therefore increasing her chances of being percieved as just another piece of meat if you know what I mean.

Was it THAT hairy? Damn......I never gotten as far as you (in terms of bases) so I congradulate you for progressing in your path to becoming DJ

What a pvssy feel like inside?

 

[DonDan]

....lol....^^^ y do people think this way?

she didnt touch it cus she was too busy enjoying getting fingered.

 

[spider_007]

good job

 

[Rex Man]

um....... ok first of all congratulations on your exploration Christopher Columbus.

But

A) You should have fvcked her, she's a slut, plain & simple.

B) Who cares if she didn't touch your piece, you should have whipped it out and got to work

C) Did you at least try to get a follow up?

D) Plz don't get feeling for this girl. (She will do this again)

E) Life isn't a porno, so as gross as it is, you may see the occasional bush. Depending on the severity, it can make you completely knock you out the mood.

F) Don't start kissing your own @ss quite yet. Complacency yields nothing.

But good work though.

 

[LaDanian Tomlinson]

Well I think the reason she didnt touch your ding dong is because she dosent want you to percieve her a $lut in the morning and therefore increasing her chances of being percieved as just another piece of meat if you know what I mean.

Was it THAT hairy? Damn......I never gotten as far as you (in terms of bases) so I congradulate you for progressing in your path to becoming DJ

What a pvssy feel like inside?

her hair was real soft it felt like a hamster. inside, it felt like a sea urchant. it was wet and it reminded me of a sea creature.

 

[Charm]

her hair was real soft it felt like a hamster. inside, it felt like a sea urchant. it was wet and it reminded me of a sea creature.

Next time im fingering a girl ill be sure to tell her "Your hair feels like hamster fur and vagine is soft like sea urchant. Wet like creature from the sea."

Borat could learn from this guy.

 

[Kev07]

a sea urchent huh... aren't those things poisonous?

 

[LaDanian Tomlinson]

um....... ok first of all congratulations on your exploration Christopher Columbus.

But

A) You should have fvcked her, she's a slut, plain & simple.

B) Who cares if she didn't touch your piece, you should have whipped it out and got to work

C) Did you at least try to get a follow up?

D) Plz don't get feeling for this girl. (She will do this again)

E) Life isn't a porno, so as gross as it is, you may see the occasional bush. Depending on the severity, it can make you completely knock you out the mood.

F) Don't start kissing your own @ss quite yet. Complacency yields nothing.

But good work though.

a. actually, she's not a slut, she is a virgin. your right though i should've kept progressing but i didnt cuz we had to go. but maybe i should've tried to **** her anyway.

c. follow up? like her number? yes i have her number and she is way into me.

 

[Leporello]

Maybe she wanted a guy who can spell 'bra'.

 

[petah2001]

similar thing happened to me once. I was making out with a girl and we were both topless. I rubbed her between the legs with her pants still on and her hips started gyrating like crazy like she was really into it. I then briefly went down her pants. She started feeling me up so I took her hand and guided it down my pants. she touched it for a while but stopped immediately and her anti slut mechanisms immediately turned on. She claimed somebody was calling her and she took off.

She was kinda hairy too, must be those type of women.

 

[MilanoRedDC5]

I've only slept with one girl who had hair down there...

It was actually the last girl I slept with, #5 for me.

It freaked me out, but I ****ed through it. I do prefer shaved!

 

[jamescr73]

her hair was real soft it felt like a hamster. inside, it felt like a sea urchant. it was wet and it reminded me of a sea creature.

this is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life.

 

[Thomas94305]

her hair was real soft it felt like a hamster. inside, it felt like a sea urchant. it was wet and it reminded me of a sea creature.

Gave you some quality points for that one.. still lol'ing. So.. them plastic pvssy companies got nothing on going to the sea shore and grabbing a soggy one? That'll make a weird American Pie sequel..

 

[realsmoothie]

her hair was real soft it felt like a hamster. inside, it felt like a sea urchant. it was wet and it reminded me of a sea creature.

God DAMN that's the best description of the tactile characteristics of the vulva I've ever heard.

Kinda gave me a boner.

Though I think it's sea URCHIN. LOL.


Ladanian: please give me permission to use it as my signature! Half-kidding.

 

[Rex Man]

a. actually, she's not a slut, she is a virgin.

:crackup:
:crackup:

Okay.... *wipes tears from eyes*

Well good luck and make sure you give us the update. :rockon:

 

[Cruise]

I think she didn't want to grab your slim jim because, I mean, how many chicks wanna get caught in a car outside a club with a d.ick in her mouth? Does it make sense to you? Yeah, me neither.

I guarantee you she would've put out if you had another place to take it. Keep working at it.