Girl: I heard you got arrested.
You: Yeah, I heard getting arrested makes your coolness go up 25 points!
Girl: *laughs and jokes*
You: So... you wanna go on a date now?
If she says "No"...
You: Good... I'm like a night wolf on the prowl, I didn't expect you to be able to handle a rebellious spirit like mine anyways.
If she says "Yes"...
You: Well... I'm more of a lone night wolf on the prowl, I'm not sure you can handle a rebellious spirit like me, but I'll try to take it easy on you. Number?
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It really isn't hard to come up with ****y/funny/lame/cheesy lines like that in person.