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Got a New Years Makeout but she hooks up w/ host

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FutureSpartan

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Long story short, this girl i went to high school with, I ended up being her New Years kiss, which ended up becoming a makeout, which later ended up becoming me eating her out. We were doin it in the bathroom which ended up ruining it b/c others wanted to use it.
She freezes out when i suggest going to another room in the house.
And then my drunk ass totally blew it by smothering her the whole night and then she ends up with the host of the party.

I totally blew it tonight guys.

I should not have drank so much. I ended being obnoxious as hell. DJ's do not get drunk, i was saying all the right things to her before i got drunk and then ruined it by smothering her fine ass.

Happy New Years!
 

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Don Juans that can't handle drinking don't get drunk.

Leave the rest of us out of that nasty generalization.
 
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I rarely get completely trashed these days. A few drinks, maybe a shot or two and I'm good.
 
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She freezes out when i suggest going to another room in the house.
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i wouldn't really say you ruined it. it looks like she blew you off early on. Forget about it, tho; hors have no loyalty. She got a fix from you then moved on to someone else.

I think it's fastseduction.com that advises against giving a girl oral sex because then she can bail before pleasing you properly
 

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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

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And my new years eve kiss was my best friends hot 18 year old sister. I hope he doesn't remember that tomorrow morning although he saw it. LOL.

It should be fun explaining that to him tomorrow.
 
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Skepsis said:
Don Juans that can't handle drinking don't get drunk.

Leave the rest of us out of that nasty generalization.
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What are you talking about! Most of the guys on here always say "I was tooo drunk!" Or some other form of the same sentence and always say "I will drink less next time," so the generalization is one of truth because most people that drink ALWAYS say "I drank too much!"
 
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Topic Creator. Its all good man! I know that feeling too...when something comes so close...something gets in the way. U'll get ur day dog, u'll get ur day and it shouldn't be too long. lol.
 
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