"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Got a lump on my ****

pingpongz

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So ive had this lump on the underside of my **** just below the bellend which is grey/white and hard.
Ive had this since i was a teenager so its not an STD. Do any other guys have this? Is it a birth mark or something?

Havn't had any complaints about it yet but id just like to know what it is :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lil hooligan

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see your gp
 

pingpongz

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My gp has looked at my **** many times for STD tests which ive been given the all clear about. Its not noticeable unless im erect then it kinda sticks out a little.
Noone else has a white lump under the skin on their ****?
 

WhtRbt

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I think I have the same thing. Also had it since I was younger. I just tell girls if they ask that it's a pearl.
 

RayHessel

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I had something similar (not sure if it was the exact same thing you're describing) and I eventually popped it like a pimple. It was also only noticeable when I had a boner.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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amoka

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Get a female doctor to look at it for ya. Tell her it only visible when it is erect; and ask her if she is willing to check it out.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Is it a wart, mole, hair follicle, cyst... Maybe, a pimple like ray hessel said...

Maybe, you should just see a dermatologist
 
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