"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Got a lump on my ****

pingpongz

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So ive had this lump on the underside of my **** just below the bellend which is grey/white and hard.
Ive had this since i was a teenager so its not an STD. Do any other guys have this? Is it a birth mark or something?

Havn't had any complaints about it yet but id just like to know what it is :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lil hooligan

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see your gp
 

pingpongz

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My gp has looked at my **** many times for STD tests which ive been given the all clear about. Its not noticeable unless im erect then it kinda sticks out a little.
Noone else has a white lump under the skin on their ****?
 

WhtRbt

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I think I have the same thing. Also had it since I was younger. I just tell girls if they ask that it's a pearl.
 

RayHessel

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I had something similar (not sure if it was the exact same thing you're describing) and I eventually popped it like a pimple. It was also only noticeable when I had a boner.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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amoka

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Get a female doctor to look at it for ya. Tell her it only visible when it is erect; and ask her if she is willing to check it out.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Is it a wart, mole, hair follicle, cyst... Maybe, a pimple like ray hessel said...

Maybe, you should just see a dermatologist
 
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