"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Good voice mail message
- Thread starter jookins
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you also want to sound like you have some maturity. just say your damn name and keep it brief..
I have this thing about not liking to hear my voice, so I don't have a voice mail, it's just that automated woman
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
(in a sarcastic tone)
Michele l'Arcangelo
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exactly.backbreaker said:you want a voice mail that your boss can call you and not fire you on the spot.
you also want to sound like you have some maturity. just say your damn name and keep it brief..
obsidian, music in the background? honestly thats lame. i'll honestly say that i play off of people that do that... i usually joke about people that do that.
there's no need to force people to listen to your music on a ****ty phone speaker... it's kinda like those idiots who buy call tones (not ringers) instead of hearing a ring in the earphone. if they were interested in your music... they'd ask you what music you like.
snorida, no way... that's trying too hard... it's implying you're TRYING WAY to hard with the C&F with girls. why would you waste TWO good voicemail messages (or even buy a 2nd line) dedicated to girls that shouldn't even be calling you (balls always in your field... you call them when you need something).
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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" Hey, sorry I missed your call, but I'm out making changes in my life. And if I don't call you back, your probably one of them"
gets em every time
"What does your voice mail greeting sound like and whats a good way to record one?"
What are Business Clients calling you or something? Lol, wtf dude.
You wnat a great VM for chicks? Do a natural, relaxed, sexy one.
Get into a nice, cool, sexual state of mind,
"what's up baby.....this j...i'm not here right now...but leave me a message...and i'll get back at u....1...."
I mean, I told you guys my thing before. I always have phone sex with my chicks first. Then our first "date" is a sexual encounter. After that, I determine whether or not I will continue with her as a fvck partner of if I actually like her and if she fulfills my needs.
But at first, just keep everything light, cool, relaxed, and sexual.....I mean, stop ruining the mood with your over-analysing bullshyt...this chick is trying to nvt over here. Remember AT THE BEGINNING, all the chick is trying to do is bust a God Damn Nvt. Okay, so keep it sexual, and allow her to bust some great nvts. Now, after we've discovered that we can have great sex together, NOOOWWWW, a "relationship" could be next.
But remember, the process with women is this.
1. Find a Great Fvck First
2. Find a Great Relationship Second
Don't think that you are getting to second base without knowing how to fvck her mind then fvck her body. Dude, it ain't happening, and that's why AFCS and guys that are sooo nice to not want to be sexual to a girl, this is why these guys are great for relationships but can get NOWHERE WITH THE CHICK.
The chick's process is that you must BE A GOOD FVCKER FIRST.
GOOD FVCKER FIRST....write that down.
- DJF