"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was out with some friends and a friend who is a girl introduces me to her brother whom we met later on.

WE proceeded to talk about getting a drink from a stand (we where at a fair) and my friend who is the girl, her brother told us about a young girl who works at one of the stands at the fair and that he knew her and we could get free drinks from.

HE then proceeded to talk badly about this girl and say nasty things about the way she sleeps around with other men. He called her the "Communal who&re" who is about 16 yrs old.

Then I said as a Joke "Well maybe we could go to the stand and get a little something else"

He then proceeded to say "Oh man your pretty low going for such a young girl" Since I am 20

I said "Age is just a number" (WIth a grin)

I am wondering what else I could have said to produce a little more sting.

I really wanted to get in his face and kick his ass, since he doesnt even know me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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theapprentice said:
He then proceeded to say "Oh man your pretty low going for such a young girl" Since I am 20
I would have said either one of these:

"wo! damn! I can't believe you thought I was actually being serious! you're sick dude!"

Or

"Well if you see her as being so young, why do you get a kick out of putting her down?"
 

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Shezz said:
16 is legal here mate hehe

You could have said:

- Every Hole is a goal.

- Damn you sick freak, i was talking about the Tequila!!

- *Used your body language/facial expressions to mess with him*
Or the wise words of the stiffler...

"p*ssy is p*ssy man!"

:)
 

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theapprentice said:
I was out with some friends and a friend who is a girl introduces me to her brother whom we met later on.

WE proceeded to talk about getting a drink from a stand (we where at a fair) and my friend who is the girl, her brother told us about a young girl who works at one of the stands at the fair and that he knew her and we could get free drinks from.

HE then proceeded to talk badly about this girl and say nasty things about the way she sleeps around with other men. He called her the "Communal who&re" who is about 16 yrs old.

Then I said as a Joke "Well maybe we could go to the stand and get a little something else"

He then proceeded to say "Oh man your pretty low going for such a young girl" Since I am 20

I said "Age is just a number" (WIth a grin)

I am wondering what else I could have said to produce a little more sting.

I really wanted to get in his face and kick his ass, since he doesnt even know me.
I don't get it, was the guy joking? I mean if you said it pretty seriously and he thought you were serious, then that is kind of weird. Why did you wanna kick his ass lol? You seem like you have like an anger problem or something, all he did was joke right back at you.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hmm..

I really dont know why, but there is a voice inside me that says "he disrespected you" and that makes me mad. I dont know why my voice tells me this and maybe it stems from isecurtiy, because if your letting small things bother you then you are at some level insecure. I dont know.

But I just dont like people who I havent met yet, making comments about who I am and what I am like or passing negative judgements on me when I dont know them.

I was saying it like a joke, and if a friend of mine had said that I would have dismised it and that would be the end.

But a guy I dont know...that makes me mad as to "How dare you say something to me when I have been friendly to you and you dont know me on top of that."

Hey man, how do you get dandruff off a cvnt?

ANSWER: (Dust the guys shoulder sarcastically...)
HEHE....that was awsome...I was at work and I started laughing out loud.

I wish I could come up things like that.
 

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theapprentice said:
I was out with some friends and a friend who is a girl introduces me to her brother whom we met later on.

WE proceeded to talk about getting a drink from a stand (we where at a fair) and my friend who is the girl, her brother told us about a young girl who works at one of the stands at the fair and that he knew her and we could get free drinks from.

HE then proceeded to talk badly about this girl and say nasty things about the way she sleeps around with other men. He called her the "Communal who&re" who is about 16 yrs old.

Then I said as a Joke "Well maybe we could go to the stand and get a little something else"

He then proceeded to say "Oh man your pretty low going for such a young girl" Since I am 20

I said "Age is just a number" (WIth a grin)

I am wondering what else I could have said to produce a little more sting.

I really wanted to get in his face and kick his ass, since he doesnt even know me.
I would have gone even further.

"High school girls are where it's at! The younger the better!"

Etc. etc.

Don't let it get to you. It's nothing.
 
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