"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good news from the doctor- wanted to share

zorg198

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Hello All,

I fee the need to share this wonderful news i got from my doctor yesterday... i had a tumor and the results came negative.. 3 weeks i was in a condition how to say it? scared? now i fell relieved .... i wish all of you to never have this situation .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backbreaker

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congrats man. i know you were probably scared to death.

my momma just had a scare like that a few months ago and hers came back negative as well. she's 46 and getting at that age where anything can be everything though she is in great health.

anyway glad to hear it man. use this new found relief to go slay some women!
 

zorg198

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Thank you guys , it was very scary because i never had this situation before. now i can go back to my life and as you said slay some women! :)
 

zorg198

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backbreaker said:
congrats man. i know you were probably scared to death.

my momma just had a scare like that a few months ago and hers came back negative as well. she's 46 and getting at that age where anything can be everything though she is in great health.

anyway glad to hear it man. use this new found relief to go slay some women!

Good to hear , i hope this will be the last time she will need to do this kind of the stuff.:)
 
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