"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gonna get some tonight!!!

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Gonna get some tonight!!! [Updated: Sucess!]

...for the first time. My parents are out. I phoned her up and told her ill pick her up at 7:30. Got no date planned, but we made out once and i think i can go for it this time. Just bought some condoms. Im thinking of going to play some tennis and then bringing her back to my place. Any last words???
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Use a wrapper when you tap her.
 

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And later that night...

whooo! projectd gettin it on!

Thanks sosuave and all its supporters.
 
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