“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Going up to a girl terminator style

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LMAO

funny stuff here.

I will give the terminator routine a shot and see what happens :)
 

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after you **** her yell "you have been terminated" works every time
 

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Originally posted by flava
after you **** her yell "you have been terminated" works every time
girl
flava

girl: ugn, ugn, oh baby, don't stop
flava: oh baby, time to go, -busts-
flava: ...
girl: mmm... -swallows-
flava: you have been terminated...
flava: -to the mirror- I'll be back...

:)
 

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hahahaha, im deffinately using some of these lines as my friends say i remind them of the terminator
 

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Originally posted by Saine
girl
flava

girl: ugn, ugn, oh baby, don't stop
flava: oh baby, time to go, -busts-
flava: ...
girl: mmm... -swallows-
flava: you have been terminated...
flava: -to the mirror- I'll be back...

:)
LOL:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

Saine

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Originally posted by GigaloDJ
"Your number, give it to me, NOW."
him (GigaloDJ)
her

him: your number, give it to me... NOW!
her: police! rape! rape!
him: *stands there with question marks on his head*
him: um...
her: *kicks him in the left nut*
him: FUGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!!
her: no, I'm not giving you my number *walks away*
him: FUGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!! MY BALL YOU STUPID *****!

:D Hahah.
 

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HAHAHHAHA this was the funniest post I've read in a long time

but you do have a point

and i love the terminator, I was the terminator for halloween
 

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Originally posted by Jvesti
HAHAHHAHA this was the funniest post I've read in a long time

but you do have a point

and i love the terminator, I was the terminator for halloween
Lol, I love doing this. It's funny.

Jvesti as terminator (him, as usual)

him: trick or- *gets cut off*
boy1: OH GOD SPERMINATOR, HE'S BACK!
boy2: it's terminator stupid
boy1: *loads shotgun*
him: is that loaded?
boy2: shoot him, he could talk?!
him: oh ****, they're for real *runs like a chicken*

Hahaha. I'd run too.
 
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