"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Going to Ethiopia!

Magma

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I just found out that the company I work for is sending us over to Ethiopia to put up some AM towers in a few weeks! :D

I'll be there for about 4-5 weeks. I've been working with this crew while trying to secure a teaching job here in the local district, and it's turned out to be quite the job. We've travelled all over the western US, but now we have this contract in Ehtiopia, then we're off to Guam later in the summer, and Hawaii is also on the agenda. Maybe I'll put off finding that teaching job!

I am so stoked! We fly into Amsterdam, and then on to Africa. I am so pumped to spend time in Amsterdam and experience the local culture. :up:

Anybody ever spent any time in Africa or have any advice for this guy? Fvckin' A, man this is sweet! If only the AIDS rate weren't like 99% over there...

Pics of me working:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff73/Magma3030/DSC01942.jpg

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Paradox

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Magma said:
I am so stoked! We fly into Amsterdam, and then on to Africa. I am so pumped to spend time in Amsterdam and experience the local culture. :up:

Anybody ever spent any time in Africa or have any advice for this guy? Fvckin' A, man this is sweet! If only the AIDS rate weren't like 99% over there...
Bring condoms. Look in your bag before you go and count how many you have. The go out and buy more.
 

ThunderMaverick

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Wow congrats. Over seas work pays a ton of dough, right?

Ever been out of the country before?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Magma

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Paradox said:
Bring condoms. Look in your bag before you go and count how many you have. The go out and buy more.

Well, since we're only in Amsterdam for a few hours on a layover, I'm just going to find the nearest coffee shop and get ripped to the bay-jeezus, and NOT worry about the red light district. I've never paid for sex, and am not about to start.

I just can't imagine even THINKING about sex in Africa. Fvcking yikes.

My dollar is going to go a long way over there, that's for sure. I guess some of the local guys we're hiring are going to be making $10 a day, which is about twice what they normally get paid.

I guess it's just exciting for me because I've only been east of the Mississippi River once in my life, and that was when my parents took us to Disney World when I was 11. And Canada doesn't count as travelling abroad either. I was in Nogales, Mexico one time. I thought I was going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys missing!
 

Magma

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ThunderMaverick said:
Wow congrats. Over seas work pays a ton of dough, right?

Ever been out of the country before?
Dude, the pay is going to be sick! I'll have enough in a month to get all the parts, motor, and frame for a '69 Triumph Bonneville that I've been wanting to build. Can't wait!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MacAvoy

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Magma said:
You live a strange and fascinating life Mac.
This is however another prime reason why I am able to attract women. Because I live a fascinating life. I don't necessarily let all the strange stuff that your referencing be known, just the fascinating stuff.:rock:
 

romangod

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Magma................. Have a great trip! I've never been to Africa but I've been to Amsterdam several times. It's a blast. Cheers!
 
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