BannedGod
Senior Don Juan
I've never been to one before so I don't really know what to expect. How does it work (as stupid as it sounds hahah), and what should I expect to have to pay? Anything I should know before going there?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Going to a strip club for my first time... What to expect?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
Take a roll of 1's...leave your 5's and 10's in the car.
Don't drink too much
Don't do the "private" thing...
You can have fun for $50 with cover/drinks. You don't have to act like a big pimp and drop $500...
Don't drink too much
Don't do the "private" thing...
You can have fun for $50 with cover/drinks. You don't have to act like a big pimp and drop $500...
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Remember. No matter what a stripper tells you. There's no sex in the champagne room. None. There's strippers in the champagne room, but you may not want strippers, you want probobly want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Double post!.
Mods can I get this one deleted?! I only have 10 post, no complaining but in this situation everyone counts,
Mods can I get this one deleted?! I only have 10 post, no complaining but in this situation everyone counts,
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
If the club is 21 and up then will sell alcoholic drinks and the girls will be topless. If the club is 18 and up they won't sell booze but the girls will be fully nude. It may be different outside of California.
As for what to expect. Beautiful girls will come up to you being very nice and asking if you want a dance.
There will be girls dancing on "stages" with guys circled around the stages. She does her routine and she occasionally gives attention to guys that put money on the stage.
I've only been on a couple of occasions and that's basically it.
As for what to expect. Beautiful girls will come up to you being very nice and asking if you want a dance.
There will be girls dancing on "stages" with guys circled around the stages. She does her routine and she occasionally gives attention to guys that put money on the stage.
I've only been on a couple of occasions and that's basically it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ready123
Master Don Juan
haha that's Chris RockPRMoon said:
that's why I don't care for strip clubs. you end up feeling like you got played. In Tijuana though, there IS sex in the champagne room. except the champagne room is just a booth with a curtain
I don't go to strip clubs anymore because strippers make you feel like **** if you don't pay for private dances, and if you spend all your money (spent 300$ one night, pretty stupid never again) they look at you as another pathetic male.
You also start viewing women even more negatively after leaving a strip club. I'm never going again.
They also use this line a lot, oh I though it would be fun, I though we could have fun, don't listen to this BS.
You also start viewing women even more negatively after leaving a strip club. I'm never going again.
They also use this line a lot, oh I though it would be fun, I though we could have fun, don't listen to this BS.
amoka
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I had terrible experience my first time at a strip club and vow never to go again ( unless for a good course). The stripper was pregnant with big belly showing. Very disgusting. ( That was long before discovery of sosuave).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BannedGod
Senior Don Juan
Canada... no rolls of 1's or 2's (we have coins down here) I'm screwed!!! hahahMoofahsa said:
Anyways thanks for the input yall, I think I know what to expect now. Basically it's like a bar, with the exception of the center stage with girls dancing, and other girls coming at your table to persuade you to buy a dance.
Poonani Maker
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On my 16th birthday, my dad paid for lap dances from a very HOT tanned blonde teenaged college stripper. She put her ***** within inches of my lips. It was different than I would have thought up until that point. The second lapdance took place in the back with a brunette who grinded me hard and went up under my shirt and sucked on my nipples - I know weird but true. I was able to grab her ass and touch her tits. Wish I could go back and do her the right way now that I have more experience.
In the back out of the public it's not quite as bad as you can just be yourself but out in the open room, you're conscious about all the guys who might be staring at your horniness over the naked chick in front of you. I tried to act disinterested while out in the middle.
In the back out of the public it's not quite as bad as you can just be yourself but out in the open room, you're conscious about all the guys who might be staring at your horniness over the naked chick in front of you. I tried to act disinterested while out in the middle.