"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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God women in general are real *****es sometimes!

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Bought a sandwich in a store for 6.46$, gave her a 10 cause that's my smallest bill.
asked if i had ones on me, i said nope thats all i got. then she quickly got the change for me. her hand was holding the $3 and dropped it on the counter as i was about to reach over and get it.

"Oh im sorry"
me: thats ok

as i pocket my change... she says....."you didnt order the special did you?" and she sticks her hand in the bag and looks at the sandwich.
does it ****in matter!? the price is written on the bloody sandwich!! u already got my money!
damn ugly *****!

then i took my food and left. i really didnt understand what the **** was up with her as im a somewhat usual customer there about 1x a week. shouldve cursed out that *****!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Having a bad week?

Honestly it seems like maybe she was trying to save you some money or something, I guess she had a little relapse and forget to mention before you bought the sandwich.

If she was a hot chick you probably would have been ****y&funny with her and would have had more patience with her.
 
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Tell us how you REALLY feel...

hehehe

Seriously...she probably was having a bad day. When you work with the public like that you have to deal with a lot of arseholes. It's most likely that someone shortly before you gave her a really hard time and made her grumpy.

Don't take it personally...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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that may be so, but it doesnt give you the right to take it out on someone else. it's called projection.

no one deserves to be disrespected like that, especially if they did nothing wrong.

she was pissed about something. ill just go to another cashier next time.
 
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Yeah. What a ****ing *****. :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by ScrewIt
that may be so, but it doesnt give you the right to take it out on someone else. it's called projection.

no one deserves to be disrespected like that, especially if they did nothing wrong.

she was pissed about something. ill just go to another cashier next time.
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Dude...how did she disrespect you? By not wanting to put the change right in your hand? Some people are weird about not wanting other people's germs and stuff...especially during flu season. Sure, it's not super polite to put the change on the counter, but it's not a crime against humanity, either.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yeah dude and she APOLOGIZED. What a c*nt.
 
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Originally posted by Desdinova
Boycott sandwiches. They're evil.
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yes they are indeed.

she was probably pissed. usually she doesnt do that **** to me.
behold the true power of george and his 1's!! ;)
 
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smh its a fukking sandwich get over it already!!

lucky she didnt spit on it son!:cool:
 
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