"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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God women in general are real *****es sometimes!

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Bought a sandwich in a store for 6.46$, gave her a 10 cause that's my smallest bill.
asked if i had ones on me, i said nope thats all i got. then she quickly got the change for me. her hand was holding the $3 and dropped it on the counter as i was about to reach over and get it.

"Oh im sorry"
me: thats ok

as i pocket my change... she says....."you didnt order the special did you?" and she sticks her hand in the bag and looks at the sandwich.
does it ****in matter!? the price is written on the bloody sandwich!! u already got my money!
damn ugly *****!

then i took my food and left. i really didnt understand what the **** was up with her as im a somewhat usual customer there about 1x a week. shouldve cursed out that *****!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Having a bad week?

Honestly it seems like maybe she was trying to save you some money or something, I guess she had a little relapse and forget to mention before you bought the sandwich.

If she was a hot chick you probably would have been ****y&funny with her and would have had more patience with her.
 
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Tell us how you REALLY feel...

hehehe

Seriously...she probably was having a bad day. When you work with the public like that you have to deal with a lot of arseholes. It's most likely that someone shortly before you gave her a really hard time and made her grumpy.

Don't take it personally...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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that may be so, but it doesnt give you the right to take it out on someone else. it's called projection.

no one deserves to be disrespected like that, especially if they did nothing wrong.

she was pissed about something. ill just go to another cashier next time.
 
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Yeah. What a ****ing *****. :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by ScrewIt
that may be so, but it doesnt give you the right to take it out on someone else. it's called projection.

no one deserves to be disrespected like that, especially if they did nothing wrong.

she was pissed about something. ill just go to another cashier next time.
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Dude...how did she disrespect you? By not wanting to put the change right in your hand? Some people are weird about not wanting other people's germs and stuff...especially during flu season. Sure, it's not super polite to put the change on the counter, but it's not a crime against humanity, either.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah dude and she APOLOGIZED. What a c*nt.
 
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Originally posted by Desdinova
Boycott sandwiches. They're evil.
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yes they are indeed.

she was probably pissed. usually she doesnt do that **** to me.
behold the true power of george and his 1's!! ;)
 
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smh its a fukking sandwich get over it already!!

lucky she didnt spit on it son!:cool:
 
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