"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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God, I'm retarded

Flabbergasped?

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So I was out on the town last night. Spent a while at one club, and this HB7 that I've only talked to appears out of nowhere. Anyway, I run my game, and after some time she's on me like white on rice. The club we're at starts dying down, so we leave. I call some mates and they say they're at one club, and she says she's going to another one. I'm like, "I've gotta meet my friends", and she's pretty much begging me to come with her, going as far as ditching her own friends for a while until they notice she's missing. I figure, "I'll go meet my mates, if the party's hot, I'll stay, if not, I'll meet her up there".

Long story short, the party isn't particularly hot. I leave and head to meet up with the chick where she is, and lo and behold, they make it members only (kinda a VIP thing), so no more non-members can get in. I go back to meet my friends, and although they're still inside, the bouncer says they're closing up and not letting anymore people in.

So, to summarize, I passed off an opportunity to score with a decent looking chick (and my gut told me she would have blown me right there if her friends weren't around) to meet my friends, for a reason I don't really understand, since they ditch me for chicks all the time. I'll probably see her again sometime, but she won't be as fired up as she was yesterday.

Just a rant, I guess.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Phyzzle

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Digits, man. Anything could happen later in the night. Cck-blocking friends or whatever.
 
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