"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Go to ethnic communities during World Cup!!

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Went downtown to little Portugal during their world cup win over England. You should see the dancing that sprung up when there was a band!

Kinda pathetic how I didn't pick up any chicks. Felt somewhat out of place, mainly cause I couldn't dance. But I shoulda used the opportunity to pick up. I even had my friend's camcorder coulda easily used it to break the ice.

I hope you guys don't miss out on the opportunity.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bob2007 said:
Went downtown to little Portugal during their world cup win over England. You should see the dancing that sprung up when there was a band!

Kinda pathetic how I didn't pick up any chicks. Felt somewhat out of place, mainly cause I couldn't dance. But I shoulda used the opportunity to pick up. I even had my friend's camcorder coulda easily used it to break the ice.

I hope you guys don't miss out on the opportunity.
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Yea, today I went to the Northend in Boston (Italian-American community) to watch Italy beat Germany. When the game was over, there was singing, dancing and fireworks in the streets...with Italian stuff all over. It was like you were in a different country.
 
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LIKE ENGLAND WE IN AUSTRALIA WERE DEVASTATED BY THE REFS TERRIBLE PENALTY THAT HAS SENT ITALY INTO THE FINAL AND US ON THE PLANE HOME, I DON'T THINK MANY AUSSIES WILL BE HAPPY IF ITALY WINS, WE WANT THEM TO LOSE AND FEEL THE WAY THAT WE DID WHEN WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR CHANCE TO CONTINUE ON. :mad: :box: :mad:
 
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You weren't robbed of **** you moron. Neill went to ground in the penalty box and whether you like it or not, he was obstructing Grosso from a clear goalscoring opportunity by having his body, prone, in the way.
Critics and people knowledgeable about football alike all agree that Italy and Australia were evenly matched, so you were hardly robbed.
Stick to the cricket, or whatever else you criminals do down there.
 
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This is awesome advice, guys. World Cup street parties are FANTASTIC! Watch out for tomorrow's France/Portugal party, and then the final party, which'll obviously be either Italy or France/Portugal.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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what i like about where i live (vancouver) is that the communities are so tolerant, you can wear a ukraine/german jersey into the italian cafe and people just smile, shake their heads at most.
 
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