"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Glutton for Pain

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Man, there is this chick who is a real HB9. I asked her out and she laughed. She called me ugly and blew me off.

I acted cool and did not show how bad I felt. Then I started to ignore her and made friends with her friends. I kept ignoring her, and the more I ignore her the more she tried to get my attention. Then I would make off remarks that turned to what you call abuse. I tell her she is fat, stupid, dumb and anything that comes to mind to insult her.

I fukked her last night, kicked her out of my house and told her she is the worst piece of puzzy I ever had (She was good though.) Man, I would never thought that she would fukk me or give it up, but she did.

All I can think that did it for me was that I didn't show weakness and did not put up with her sh:t.

Any of you experience something like that?

K
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wonderful, Kumar! How ugly are you, by the way? Care to post a picture of yourself? Make us judge too, not only the shallow broad you boned. :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kumar

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Socialreject

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LOL!!

Harsh!

But fair...

A lot of people will think that what you did was spiteful and uncalled for, but fukk them! Maybe now she will understand how the people she insults really feel inside.

On the active disinterest... this can be a really nifty trick, especially when the woman is fairly confident that she can seduce you. I'm pulling this one on a chick who was oozing "i'm to good for you" when i met her... now all she ever does is pull my arm to talk to me about sex and how she's the type of girl that would go for a treesome ;-)
 

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Socialreject said:
A lot of people will think that what you did was spiteful and uncalled for, but fukk them! Maybe now she will understand how the people she insults really feel inside.

On the active disinterest... this can be a really nifty trick, especially when the woman is fairly confident that she can seduce you. I'm pulling this one on a chick who was oozing "i'm to good for you" when i met her... now all she ever does is pull my arm to talk to me about sex and how she's the type of girl that would go for a treesome ;-)
Man, I didn't do it out of spite, I just wanted her. I think she is smoking hot and man, the sex was awesome she gave herself completely. If you are in great shape you know how good sex can be.

The thing I don't get is this, I know if I turn weak she will dump me quick. She called me about six times today and I only answered once. She asked me if I really meant what I said about her being bad in bed. I said yes I meant it, but I am sure she can improve with practice, then I told her I had to get back to work and not to call me until after work or that I was going to call her. She acted all nimble and said that she would do her best. ha ha ha.

Man, it is the abuse that keeps her locked to me I tell you. If I act all wussy she would bolt in a heart beat.

K
 

Morphiex

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u a bad boy man =P
im not gonna try to rationalize the girls thoughts , cuz they are crrrrazy =P
instead im just gonna say congratz on a job well done =P
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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b1tches I found my answer! Thanks, you know who you are. :up:

K
 
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