"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Man, there is this chick who is a real HB9. I asked her out and she laughed. She called me ugly and blew me off.

I acted cool and did not show how bad I felt. Then I started to ignore her and made friends with her friends. I kept ignoring her, and the more I ignore her the more she tried to get my attention. Then I would make off remarks that turned to what you call abuse. I tell her she is fat, stupid, dumb and anything that comes to mind to insult her.

I fukked her last night, kicked her out of my house and told her she is the worst piece of puzzy I ever had (She was good though.) Man, I would never thought that she would fukk me or give it up, but she did.

All I can think that did it for me was that I didn't show weakness and did not put up with her sh:t.

Any of you experience something like that?

K
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Wonderful, Kumar! How ugly are you, by the way? Care to post a picture of yourself? Make us judge too, not only the shallow broad you boned. :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LOL!!

Harsh!

But fair...

A lot of people will think that what you did was spiteful and uncalled for, but fukk them! Maybe now she will understand how the people she insults really feel inside.

On the active disinterest... this can be a really nifty trick, especially when the woman is fairly confident that she can seduce you. I'm pulling this one on a chick who was oozing "i'm to good for you" when i met her... now all she ever does is pull my arm to talk to me about sex and how she's the type of girl that would go for a treesome ;-)
 
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A lot of people will think that what you did was spiteful and uncalled for, but fukk them! Maybe now she will understand how the people she insults really feel inside.

On the active disinterest... this can be a really nifty trick, especially when the woman is fairly confident that she can seduce you. I'm pulling this one on a chick who was oozing "i'm to good for you" when i met her... now all she ever does is pull my arm to talk to me about sex and how she's the type of girl that would go for a treesome ;-)
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Man, I didn't do it out of spite, I just wanted her. I think she is smoking hot and man, the sex was awesome she gave herself completely. If you are in great shape you know how good sex can be.

The thing I don't get is this, I know if I turn weak she will dump me quick. She called me about six times today and I only answered once. She asked me if I really meant what I said about her being bad in bed. I said yes I meant it, but I am sure she can improve with practice, then I told her I had to get back to work and not to call me until after work or that I was going to call her. She acted all nimble and said that she would do her best. ha ha ha.

Man, it is the abuse that keeps her locked to me I tell you. If I act all wussy she would bolt in a heart beat.

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u a bad boy man =P
im not gonna try to rationalize the girls thoughts , cuz they are crrrrazy =P
instead im just gonna say congratz on a job well done =P
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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b1tches I found my answer! Thanks, you know who you are. :up:

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